My life just rox in general.
I'm here near Denver guarding as the guy gaurding all the shiny people tasked with responding to a CBRN incident should one occur.
Yes, that's right: the vicious neocon right-wing conservative who works for Halliburton and is in the army is assigned to the very unit responsible for responding to a WMD event should one occur.

Let the ptarmigans weep for their young.