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This is what patriotic conservatives are being told to do this week by Glen Beck
INCREASE YOUR CARBON FOOTPRINT to offset any savings made at the Dem Convention. So thoughtful, smart people want to assist the planet in some small way and because they are liberals their efforts have to be countermanded? If this is supposed to be humor its just another conservative failure. beck wants people to drive more, use more appliances, take longer and more hot showers, leave the dryer running. It boggles the mind. Imagine what the planet would be like if there weren't any liberals.
To any lurkers, you ****ing people are beyond pathetic.
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I really am looking forward to getting your opinion of my big ol' 4-wheel drive, gas guzzlin', mud-stompin' pansy-ass kickin' pickup truck out at the convention this week, Piggy baby! I 'specially de-tuned it to gimme about 6mpg, and changed out the rings for old worn ones, so now it belches thick smoke with all the oil it burns. I figure my truck's carbon footprint alone ought to be enough to make up for about 100 of you faggots in candy-assed Priuses.
Hell, my buddy almost convinced me to install one of them horns that plays "Dixie" just for the occasion, but I thought the effort would be wasted on a foreign-born elitist asshat like your Obamessiah. As it is, playing my MP3 of "Carrot Juice is Murder" on a continuous loop over the truck's PA system is calculated to drive you vegan numbnuts ass-grabbers into a feeding frenzy by about the 3rd chorus. I'm looking forward to seeing that; aren't you, sweet-cheeks?
By the way, want some barbecued babyback ribs, Senór Porky? I've been smoking them all morning over a slow-burning Mexican flag, in honor of all those '¡Si se pueda!" ****ers that come protesting down in my town the last few May Days.
Be seein' you piggy baby! Give 'em all hugs and kiss for me down at Gitmo on the Platte, won't ya? I know you'll be busy munchin' mattresses, but try to work it onto your dancecard while you're there, woncha?