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Offline Maverick1987

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It's over. Mineral Man has just won DUmmy of the Year
« on: November 01, 2019, 02:42:29 PM »
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MineralMan (124,794 posts)  Fri Nov 1, 2019, 01:16 PM

So, in some places, records are kept of menstrual cycles to better monitor women.

I have an idea for better monitoring men. Equip each man with a pressure sensitive cuff for their masculine appendage and attach it to an LED display device that is required to be worn in a visible location. It would flash "BONER" anytime the man had an erection. That's valuable information for women who are in close proximity to a male human, I'd think.

The device would better protect women against sexual assault and other unwanted attentions, since they could simply back away slowly when they see the warning.

Full disclosure: If it's good for women, it's good for men, too.

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Re: It's over. Mineral Man has just won DUmmy of the Year
« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2019, 03:32:35 PM »
I would want mine to read " Armor Piercing Purple Throbber!"

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Re: It's over. Mineral Man has just won DUmmy of the Year
« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2019, 06:03:20 PM »
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Fri Nov 1, 2019, 04:18 PM
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16. Kind of an odd thing to think of, joking or not.

Weirdo.  And I've never heard of the premise of his OP, except at the doctor's.  When was the last time....?  And that's HIPAA protected.

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Re: It's over. Mineral Man has just won DUmmy of the Year
« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2019, 07:41:48 PM »
Does this include the proverbial schadenfreude boners we conservatives have had since November 8, 2016?

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Re: It's over. Mineral Man has just won DUmmy of the Year
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2019, 01:54:24 PM »
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Re: It's over. Mineral Man has just won DUmmy of the Year
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2019, 02:10:20 PM »
The background to this is that the State of MO tried to estimate some PP abortion patients' cycles to see if they had had complications from their abortions that PP had not reported. Progs being Progs, distorted versions of what was done are in circulation, and MM may be referring to such a distorted version.
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