I'm waiting for someone to realize that adults jangling sets of toy keys makes them look even more retarded than they actually are. Can you imagine Joe Sixpack and Sally Housecoat flipping on the TV, waiting to be inspired by the Democrats, and all they get is Nancy Pelosi shaking a set of plastic keys like a toddler about to shit its diaper?
Not to mention that the average American, when told that someone has more than one house, is more likely to think, "Wow, cool," than they are to drag out a baby toy so they can voice their disapproval.
Also, we have fuel to spare for this? Someone is trucking in...toy keys? Really?
The stupidity never ceases to amaze.