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colorado thinker Fails At Bouncy Attempt
« on: August 24, 2008, 11:25:33 PM »
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colorado thinker  (413 posts)       Sun Aug-24-08 11:02 PM
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Had a conversation with three good friends tonight
All women. All over 45. One wild and crazy gal, two southern Christians. We talked about Obama.

The wild and crazy gal was a Hillary supporter. She'll vote for Obama, but is not happy about it.

The Christians were concerned about Reverend Wright. They say anyone in a church for 20 years is in agreement with the tone of the church, and don't like Obama because they feel he is swaying with the wind, saying anything he thinks needs to be said to get votes, that if he didn't agree with Wright, he should have moved to a different church. They don't trust his assertions of Christianity, saying that a real Christian believes that the only way to heaven is through Jesus and a real Christian would not say a Muslim or a Buddhist can go to heaven by committing to their own religious beliefs. "Though shalt not have any other God before me . . . "

They all think Michelle is not First Lady material and suspect both of the Obamas are closet racists.

I love these women but good lord, I cannot reach them and change their minds. We all agreed that we could only vote against McCain.

Very, very sad.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3849840

The rest of the thread is standard democrat hatred of Christians. No one sees anything fishy about this deeply flawed bouncy tale. It does not start with "So,", no cops, no bushes, no conversions, no bongs.

Has any group of people, in the history of American politics, ever had a discussion even remotely resembling what this moonbat wrote? Maybe moonbats, among themselves, use different conventions of speech than the rest of us. Maybe they speak some kind of lib-bonics. Or maybe they just lie.

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Re: colorado thinker Fails At Bouncy Attempt
« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2008, 11:34:15 PM »
I have been waiting to hear anything good about the Obamessiah from some Democrat in-laws I have - they have all been strangely silent on the anointed one. Im not going to prod them though, they are basically good folks who follow in the Massachusetts vote Democrat or don't vote at all tradition.

Funny aside - we were discussing politics, and even though I did not say I vote Republican, they came to the conclusion that I'm actually a commie. How that happened without me lying about my positions on anything I don't know.

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Re: colorado thinker Fails At Bouncy Attempt
« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2008, 10:03:28 AM »
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colorado thinker  (413 posts)       Sun Aug-24-08 11:02 PM
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Had a conversation with three good friends tonight
All women. All over 45. One wild and crazy gal, two southern Christians. We talked about Obama.

The wild and crazy gal was a Hillary supporter. She'll vote for Obama, but is not happy about it.

The Christians were concerned about Reverend Wright. They say anyone in a church for 20 years is in agreement with the tone of the church, and don't like Obama because they feel he is swaying with the wind, saying anything he thinks needs to be said to get votes, that if he didn't agree with Wright, he should have moved to a different church. They don't trust his assertions of Christianity, saying that a real Christian believes that the only way to heaven is through Jesus and a real Christian would not say a Muslim or a Buddhist can go to heaven by committing to their own religious beliefs. "Though shalt not have any other God before me . . . "

They all think Michelle is not First Lady material and suspect both of the Obamas are closet racists.

I love these women but good lord, I cannot reach them and change their minds. We all agreed that we could only vote against McCain.

Very, very sad.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3849840

The rest of the thread is standard democrat hatred of Christians. No one sees anything fishy about this deeply flawed bouncy tale. It does not start with "So,", no cops, no bushes, no conversions, no bongs.

Has any group of people, in the history of American politics, ever had a discussion even remotely resembling what this moonbat wrote? Maybe moonbats, among themselves, use different conventions of speech than the rest of us. Maybe they speak some kind of lib-bonics. Or maybe they just lie.




     This is the true purpose of the bouncy: to give the DUmbasses a safe way to express their doubts, and to test the waters for other DUmmies who might feel the same way.

     It's pretty obvious that this DUmmy was sitting alone, reflecting on the fact that Obamohammed and his wife hate everything this country is about, as evidenced by their silence during 20 years of "Reverend" Wright sermons. That offended the religious tendencies that this DUmmy still can't seem to shake. However, they can't go to DU and say, "You know, I have a real problem with Obamohammad and his phony, America-hating wife. Does anyone agree?"

     The only recourse is to write a piece for the DUmmy Theater in one act, being certain to make themselves the hero of it, so as not to get pelted with granite tomatoes.

     Whenever you see a bouncy in which they just can't seem to convert the freeper or make someone see the light, it really means that THEY can't see the light. Pretty obvious to me.
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Re: colorado thinker Fails At Bouncy Attempt
« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2008, 11:48:28 AM »
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colorado thinker  (413 posts)       Sun Aug-24-08 11:02 PM
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Had a conversation with three good friends tonight
All women. All over 45. One wild and crazy gal, two southern Christians. We talked about Obama.

The wild and crazy gal was a Hillary supporter. She'll vote for Obama, but is not happy about it.

The Christians were concerned about Reverend Wright. They say anyone in a church for 20 years is in agreement with the tone of the church, and don't like Obama because they feel he is swaying with the wind, saying anything he thinks needs to be said to get votes, that if he didn't agree with Wright, he should have moved to a different church. They don't trust his assertions of Christianity, saying that a real Christian believes that the only way to heaven is through Jesus and a real Christian would not say a Muslim or a Buddhist can go to heaven by committing to their own religious beliefs. "Though shalt not have any other God before me . . . "

They all think Michelle is not First Lady material and suspect both of the Obamas are closet racists.

I love these women but good lord, I cannot reach them and change their minds. We all agreed that we could only vote against McCain.

Very, very sad.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3849840

The rest of the thread is standard democrat hatred of Christians. No one sees anything fishy about this deeply flawed bouncy tale. It does not start with "So,", no cops, no bushes, no conversions, no bongs.

Has any group of people, in the history of American politics, ever had a discussion even remotely resembling what this moonbat wrote? Maybe moonbats, among themselves, use different conventions of speech than the rest of us. Maybe they speak some kind of lib-bonics. Or maybe they just lie.




     This is the true purpose of the bouncy: to give the DUmbasses a safe way to express their doubts, and to test the waters for other DUmmies who might feel the same way.

     It's pretty obvious that this DUmmy was sitting alone, reflecting on the fact that Obamohammed and his wife hate everything this country is about, as evidenced by their silence during 20 years of "Reverend" Wright sermons. That offended the religious tendencies that this DUmmy still can't seem to shake. However, they can't go to DU and say, "You know, I have a real problem with Obamohammad and his phony, America-hating wife. Does anyone agree?"

     The only recourse is to write a piece for the DUmmy Theater in one act, being certain to make themselves the hero of it, so as not to get pelted with granite tomatoes.

     Whenever you see a bouncy in which they just can't seem to convert the freeper or make someone see the light, it really means that THEY can't see the light. Pretty obvious to me.

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Re: colorado thinker Fails At Bouncy Attempt
« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2008, 11:54:21 AM »
H5 for the red.  Never thought of it that way. :thatsright:


     When I wouldn't let my six-year-old daughter do or have something, she would sit down and make up an elaborate scene with her stuffed animals in which she got exactly what she wanted. Bouncies work the same way, even if you flip them around to get sympathy for something you hate, or don't want.

     
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Re: colorado thinker Fails At Bouncy Attempt
« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2008, 12:19:09 PM »
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colorado thinker  (413 posts)       Sun Aug-24-08 11:02 PM
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Had a conversation with three good friends tonight
All women. All over 45. One wild and crazy gal, two southern Christians. We talked about Obama.

The wild and crazy gal was a Hillary supporter. She'll vote for Obama, but is not happy about it.

The Christians were concerned about Reverend Wright. They say anyone in a church for 20 years is in agreement with the tone of the church, and don't like Obama because they feel he is swaying with the wind, saying anything he thinks needs to be said to get votes, that if he didn't agree with Wright, he should have moved to a different church. They don't trust his assertions of Christianity, saying that a real Christian believes that the only way to heaven is through Jesus and a real Christian would not say a Muslim or a Buddhist can go to heaven by committing to their own religious beliefs. "Though shalt not have any other God before me . . . "

They all think Michelle is not First Lady material and suspect both of the Obamas are closet racists.

I love these women but good lord, I cannot reach them and change their minds. We all agreed that we could only vote against McCain.

Very, very sad.

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Re: colorado thinker Fails At Bouncy Attempt
« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2008, 01:25:45 PM »
H5 for the red.  Never thought of it that way. :thatsright:


     When I wouldn't let my six-year-old daughter do or have something, she would sit down and make up an elaborate scene with her stuffed animals in which she got exactly what she wanted. Bouncies work the same way, even if you flip them around to get sympathy for something you hate, or don't want.

     

Which actually fits in quite naturally with the other basic tenant of DU in particular and the Democrat party in general...used by children in the hopes of getting their way: "But everyone else is doing it!" Never works with the adults in the room but they still keep using it.

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Re: colorado thinker Fails At Bouncy Attempt
« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2008, 01:32:21 PM »
My experience so far has been with four democrat women and all of them agreed that Hilary got the shaft just like in the real world where women train their future, younger, boss.  All four will not vote Obama.
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Re: colorado thinker Fails At Bouncy Attempt
« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2008, 04:19:15 PM »
My experience so far has been with four democrat women and all of them agreed that Hilary got the shaft just like in the real world where women train their future, younger, boss.  All four will not vote Obama.

I've converted a Hillary supporter (at work) already.  There's an Obama supporter at work who is pretty in-your-face, and another who is more under-the-radar.  When Barry loses, I'll be rubbing it in the first guy's face.
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Re: colorado thinker Fails At Bouncy Attempt
« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2008, 04:39:11 PM »
The amusing thing is that DUmmies are so self absorbed they never pay attention to anything else for more then a few moments then back to me me me.

That is why I think they keep coming up with these ludicrous stories of situations that people who live in the real world simply don`t have.
They just don`t realize or remember dozens of other primitives have told the same thing.

To us it is a big running joke and we look on in amazement at the silliness but to them it is a means to get attention and a pat on the back,completely oblivious to how obviously transparent their little fantasy's are.