For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!

[ih8hippies]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/540076210.html

 

[Chris_]

new avatar hippie?....is that your new rural-sexual mullet?

[ih8hippies]

My mullet is pimp.

[Schadenfreude]

LOL.... are you gonna buy it? 

[Chris_]

That vagina is NOT a couch.  It is strictly single-occupancy only. 

False advertising.   

[vftb]

It's just up the road from me.  Any of y'all want to buy it, I'll pick it up for ya 

[Chris_]

It's just up the road from me.  Any of y'all want to buy it, I'll pick it up for ya 

Don't forget to give it the pinky test when you pick it up V, that and check its general smell.

[ih8hippies]

I think someone should buy it. It would be a great investment.

[Wretched Excess]

did a pun writer place this ad?

For Sale - beautiful pink "vagina couch" that I made in art school and no longer have space for. The couch is large: measures 5' 3" long, 3' 3" wide at the middle, and stands 2' 3" tall (and is heavy like a couch). The pics are from my portfolio and are several years old; as a result, the couch has some scuffmarks and stains around the bottom from being moved, but otherwise is in excellent shape. A professional upholsterer helped me build the couch, so it is also functional and durable as a piece of furniture. The couch must be picked up in Mendocino, a 3-hour drive north of SF. I am asking for $600 and a loving home! Call Willow at [deleted] or reply to posting.

3 hours north of SF.  go figure.

[Schadenfreude]

I think someone should buy it. It would be a great investment.

But what about every 28 days? What do you do then? 

[Wretched Excess]

I think someone should buy it. It would be a great investment.

I think it would eat my kitty cat.

[vftb]

It's just up the road from me.  Any of y'all want to buy it, I'll pick it up for ya 

Don't forget to give it the pinky test when you pick it up V, that and check its general smell.

I'm thinking I should give it the once over looking for those "blue dress" stains 

[Wretched Excess]

I think someone should buy it. It would be a great investment.

But what about every 28 days? What do you do then? 

feed it a sheep.

[Chris_]

throw a mattress over it

I think someone should buy it. It would be a great investment.

But what about every 28 days? What do you do then? 

[Schadenfreude]

throw a mattress over it

I think someone should buy it. It would be a great investment.

But what about every 28 days? What do you do then? 

 

[vftb]

I think someone should buy it. It would be a great investment.

But what about every 28 days? What do you do then? 

feed it a sheep.

 

[Chris_]

I'm trying to think of how to take ....old vagina couch+milf=   what?...gotta be a good joke there

[ih8hippies]

y'all are killing me 

[Toastedturningtidelegs]

I think someone should buy it. It would be a great investment.

But what about every 28 days? What do you do then? 

Big bag of cotton in a pillow case

[Atlas]

I called on this once, went over, sat in it for a couple of hours, then went home, told my friends about it and immediately lost all further interest.

Can't quite explain it

[ih8hippies]

I called on this once, went over, sat in it for a couple of hours, then went home, told my friends about it and immediately lost all further interest.

Can't quite explain it

how was it it? was it a tight fit?... or did you slip right in?  it looked a little used so i'm assuming the latter.

[Wretched Excess]

I called on this once, went over, sat in it for a couple of hours, then went home, told my friends about it and immediately lost all further interest.

Can't quite explain it

did you get it's number, only to "forget" to call it the next day?

[Atlas]

I called on this once, went over, sat in it for a couple of hours, then went home, told my friends about it and immediately lost all further interest.

Can't quite explain it

how was it it? was it a tight fit?... or did you slip right in?  it looked a little used so i'm assuming the latter.

We'd all like THINK it's a tight fit, but I've seen babies drop out of those things, we're all just kidding ourselves

[Atlas]

I called on this once, went over, sat in it for a couple of hours, then went home, told my friends about it and immediately lost all further interest.

Can't quite explain it

did you get it's number, only to "forget" to call it the next day?

the next day? Are you nuts? I waited three days before I didn't call

[Chris_]

I wonder if the person buying it will keep it 'au natural' or drape a bear rug over one end.