What a load of crap.
Their lies just get bigger and bigger.
I loved the one about the NAVY guy headed to Iraq after basic. BULL-SHIT.
Especially as a former recruiter, one of the BIG no-no's was telling people we could guarantee them a duty station, specific school, etc.
And please, oh enlightened DUmmies, just why on God's green earth would a NAVY boot be sent STRAIGHT to Iraq? Was he a corpsman?
Oh wait--he didn't go to HM "A" and "C" schools for Combat Corpsman? Really? Then WTF was he doing there?
Was he like TiT and a SEAL? Oh wait--he didn't go to BUD/S either. Damn it all to hell!
The ONLY people who would have a duty assignment "straight out of boot camp" would be non-designated folks, and even they will have gone through AT (Apprenticeship Training) for four-six weeks, followed by 15-30 days of leave prior to reporting to their first squadron/ship/duty station.
And Marines/Army? Ya'll ever heard of AIT?
So zero ****ing bongs for you, dipshits.