Welcome to Richard! There is such a long and rich history that we've archived from the DUmp, search the archives for the very best stories. The best ones are, what we call when they "Wallduded" themselves. This term comes from a poster there called Walldude, who told an outlandish tale about his own behavior at work that resulted in his firing. Then, came many years where other DUmmies also told tales resulting in the loss of their jobs as well. They never learn.
My search is not working. Does anyone have the Cali earwig story?