The First Ever Miss Mia Happy Hour Thread!!

[Wretched Excess]

I am so here.... who is serving up the buttery nipple shots? Mia? Jen? If it's WE.... well, thankyaveddymuch, but not thanks, yanno?  The last thing I need is a hairy buttery nipple.

Buttery Nipples?  I don't care for butterscotch. Give me a Red Snapper.   

That would be WE.

I am confused.

but that isn't unusual.

Maybe you just haven't seen a good snapper in a while....

What looks like a red snapper, but isn't? Hmmmm?

I couldn't possibly be more confused.

It's obviously been toooo long WE.  Poor WE. 

I say the man is much too refined for these parts.   

I am only refined between the hours of 8AM and 6PM.  after that, I am Wretched Excess.

[Miss Mia]

I am only refined between the hours of 8AM and 6PM.  after that, I am Wretched Excess.

Yet you still don't know what a red snapper is....

[Wretched Excess]

I say the man is much too refined for these parts.   

Not refined.  Uneducated. 

i be berry edumacated in the stat of missipi.

[Wretched Excess]

I am only refined between the hours of 8AM and 6PM.  after that, I am Wretched Excess.

Yet you still don't know what a red snapper is....

i am allergic to shellfish

[Miss Mia]

I say the man is much too refined for these parts.   

Not refined.  Uneducated. 

i be berry edumacated in the stat of missipi.

Exactly, nothing like the good state of Texas for a decent education.   

I am only refined between the hours of 8AM and 6PM.  after that, I am Wretched Excess.

Yet you still don't know what a red snapper is....

i am allergic to shellfish

Yes I can see you're educated in Mississippi.  Snapper isn't a shellfish. 

[Wretched Excess]

you're actually starting to piss me off a little bit.








 

[Miss Mia]

you're actually starting to piss me off a little bit.








 

I can't help that you don't understand the difference between fish and shellfish. 

Okay let's do a quiz:

Shrimp is a _______
Snapper is a ________


 

[Schadenfreude]

you're actually starting to piss me off a little bit.








 

I can't help that you don't understand the difference between fish and shellfish. 

Okay let's do a quiz:

Shrimp is a _______
Snapper is a ________


 

Like there is something snapp'n in my pants. 

[Wretched Excess]

you're actually starting to piss me off a little bit.








 

I can't help that you don't understand the difference between fish and shellfish. 

Okay let's do a quiz:

Shrimp is a _______
Snapper is a ________


 

shrimp is an insect that lives in the ocean.
snapper is a girl I dated in college . . .

right?

[Wretched Excess]

you're actually starting to piss me off a little bit.








 

I can't help that you don't understand the difference between fish and shellfish. 

Okay let's do a quiz:

Shrimp is a _______
Snapper is a ________


 

Like there is something snapp'n in my pants. 

there is a noise coming out of your pants?!?!?!?

[Miss Mia]

you're actually starting to piss me off a little bit.








 

I can't help that you don't understand the difference between fish and shellfish. 

Okay let's do a quiz:

Shrimp is a _______
Snapper is a ________


 

shrimp is an insect that lives in the ocean.
snapper is a girl I dated in college . . .

right?

I think those are called crabs.


LOL!

[Schadenfreude]

you're actually starting to piss me off a little bit.








 

I can't help that you don't understand the difference between fish and shellfish. 

Okay let's do a quiz:

Shrimp is a _______
Snapper is a ________


 

Like there is something snapp'n in my pants. 

there is a noise coming out of your pants?!?!?!?

Oh brother! This is painful. 

[Schadenfreude]

I think those are called crabs.


LOL!

Totally hopeless! 

[Wretched Excess]

you're actually starting to piss me off a little bit.








 

I can't help that you don't understand the difference between fish and shellfish. 

Okay let's do a quiz:

Shrimp is a _______
Snapper is a ________


 

shrimp is an insect that lives in the ocean.
snapper is a girl I dated in college . . .

right?

I think those are called crabs.


LOL!

I am getting nowhere with this crowd.

[Miss Mia]

you're actually starting to piss me off a little bit.








 

I can't help that you don't understand the difference between fish and shellfish. 

Okay let's do a quiz:

Shrimp is a _______
Snapper is a ________


 

shrimp is an insect that lives in the ocean.
snapper is a girl I dated in college . . .

right?

I think those are called crabs.


LOL!

I am getting nowhere with this crowd.

LOL!!!  Not with crabs you aren't!!!   

[jtyangel]

Making an appearance...

buttery nipple?

I wish

[jtyangel]

Making an appearance...

Ahh, you know you want to stay for the party.   

Don't make me whip out bad Pink songs

[jtyangel]

I am so here.... who is serving up the buttery nipple shots? Mia? Jen? If it's WE.... well, thankyaveddymuch, but not thanks, yanno?  The last thing I need is a hairy buttery nipple.

Buttery Nipples?  I don't care for butterscotch. Give me a Red Snapper.   

That would be WE.

LOL!


I also like a Red Headed Slut:

1 oz peach schnapps
1 oz Jagermeister
cranberry juice

Peach Schnapps....*shudder*

[Miss Mia]

I am so here.... who is serving up the buttery nipple shots? Mia? Jen? If it's WE.... well, thankyaveddymuch, but not thanks, yanno?  The last thing I need is a hairy buttery nipple.

Buttery Nipples?  I don't care for butterscotch. Give me a Red Snapper.   

That would be WE.

LOL!


I also like a Red Headed Slut:

1 oz peach schnapps
1 oz Jagermeister
cranberry juice

Peach Schnapps....*shudder*

It's delicious.  You should try a Red Headed Slut. 

[jtyangel]

I am so here.... who is serving up the buttery nipple shots? Mia? Jen? If it's WE.... well, thankyaveddymuch, but not thanks, yanno?  The last thing I need is a hairy buttery nipple.

Buttery Nipples?  I don't care for butterscotch. Give me a Red Snapper.   

That would be WE.

LOL!


I also like a Red Headed Slut:

1 oz peach schnapps
1 oz Jagermeister
cranberry juice

Peach Schnapps....*shudder*

It's delicious.  You should try a Red Headed Slut. 

Should I now? 



*btw I once got drunk on peach schnapps as an eh um underage drinker I have never  been able to touch anything with the artificial peach flavoring since*

[Miss Mia]

I am so here.... who is serving up the buttery nipple shots? Mia? Jen? If it's WE.... well, thankyaveddymuch, but not thanks, yanno?  The last thing I need is a hairy buttery nipple.

Buttery Nipples?  I don't care for butterscotch. Give me a Red Snapper.   

That would be WE.

LOL!


I also like a Red Headed Slut:

1 oz peach schnapps
1 oz Jagermeister
cranberry juice

Peach Schnapps....*shudder*

It's delicious.  You should try a Red Headed Slut. 

Should I now? 



*btw I once got drunk on peach schnapps as an eh um underage drinker I have never  been able to touch anything with the artificial peach flavoring since*

It doesn't taste peachy.  I think the cranberry counteracts the peach very well.  I prefer the Red Snapper though. 

[Wretched Excess]

okay, there were once these shots called "aftershocks".  I did 20

do you want to hear the end of the story?

[Miss Mia]

okay, there were once these shots called "aftershocks".  I did 20

do you want to hear the end of the story?

I do   

[Wretched Excess]

I am so here.... who is serving up the buttery nipple shots? Mia? Jen? If it's WE.... well, thankyaveddymuch, but not thanks, yanno?  The last thing I need is a hairy buttery nipple.

Buttery Nipples?  I don't care for butterscotch. Give me a Red Snapper.   

That would be WE.

LOL!


I also like a Red Headed Slut:

1 oz peach schnapps
1 oz Jagermeister
cranberry juice

Peach Schnapps....*shudder*

It's delicious.  You should try a Red Headed Slut. 

I did.  her name was "penny"

you can imagine the puns . . . . .

[Wretched Excess]

okay, there were once these shots called "aftershocks".  I did 20

do you want to hear the end of the story?

I do   

it was green bay at the redskins a few years ago on monday night.

they found me upstairs debating the finer points of being vegetarian with some chick named wendy