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Offline Chris_

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Cop: Sex With Hooker Wasn't Fun, It Was Work
« on: August 22, 2008, 05:13:30 PM »
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Cop: Sex With Hooker Wasn't Fun, It Was Work

A suspended Texas police officer testified Thursday that he was forced to have sex with two prostitutes during an undercover sting operation, saying he was "paid to do it."

Officer Keith Breiner testified in Beaumont, Texas, during a hearing to be reinstated after he was suspended along with another officer after it came to light that the men engaged in sex acts with prostitutes while on the job, the Beaumont Enterprise reports.

"If you are asking if I had an orgasm, yes. It was a job, sir," Breiner reportedly said during testimony. "I didn't have pleasure doing this. I was paid to do it."

Breiner admitted to being manually stimulated as well as engaging in oral and vaginal sex with two women at two spas during an undercover sting operation, the Enterprise said.

Police Chief Frank Coffin contends that Breiner and fellow officer Lt. David Kiker were suspended indefinitely after the sex acts came to light, the paper said. Breiner is trying to stop Beaumont from suspending him, saying that he was asked to have sex as part of the job.

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Re: Cop: Sex With Hooker Wasn't Fun, It Was Work
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2008, 07:47:03 PM »
The best careers are those in which business and pleasure and nearly indistinguishable.
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Re: Cop: Sex With Hooker Wasn't Fun, It Was Work
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2008, 08:16:15 PM »
Well...it all depends....if Underground Panther were the prostitute then I say the guy needs lifetime disability and psychological therapy.
Otherwise, the cop is full of shit. I hope his wife smacks his ass around the house for the next year or two.
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Re: Cop: Sex With Hooker Wasn't Fun, It Was Work
« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2008, 09:05:02 PM »
He may have gotten splinters in his buttcheeks from the 2x4 he had to strap to his ass to keep from falling in.  That's never any fun.

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Re: Cop: Sex With Hooker Wasn't Fun, It Was Work
« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2008, 09:08:14 PM »
I wonder if he's related to last week's Porn Inspector.
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Re: Cop: Sex With Hooker Wasn't Fun, It Was Work
« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2008, 09:08:30 PM »
You know, I'm not overly fond of pointless idioms but:: Don't hate the playa, hate the game. 

Or something like that.  I never really got what the meaning of that was but it seems like it was applied to situations like this.
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