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Mugged by macaques: the urban monkey gangs of Kuala Lumpur
« on: January 28, 2019, 09:45:43 PM »
Mugged by macaques: the urban monkey gangs of Kuala Lumpur
https://www.theguardian.com/cities/2019/jan/28/mugged-by-macaques-the-urban-monkey-gangs-of-kuala-lumpur

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The gang stop and stare, attention spiked by our car doors slamming. Ten pairs of eyes flit between our backpacks and our faces. Is it worth mugging us? Do our bags contain bananas or useless, inedible wallets and cameras? The monkeys of Kuala Lumpur’s Ampang district decide against it and head further down the road in the hunt for victims. The morning joggers here run with sticks.

“Twenty years ago this was jungle,” says Viswa Hattan, an accountant jogging in the area. Gated high-rises loom ahead of us, the roads leading to them flanked by forest too dense to enter without machetes. Four macaques, babies clinging to their chests, loiter on a metal road barrier uphill from a construction site. “This was their area,” says Hattan as a nearby male macaque begins vigorously masturbating. “We’ve taken it from them.”

Terrorist monkeys terrorizing humans all directed behind the scene by rabbits.

Monkeys, gyrfalcons, goshawks, magpies, seagulls, and ermines are part of the evil cabal led by rabbits to doom humans.
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