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Offline Will Morningstar

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Solich Extradition: "Sandals With Socks Not Crime at Cave"
« on: January 28, 2019, 07:25:26 PM »
The Republic of Canuckistan has sought the extradition of Caver Frank Solich on federal charges of Wearing Sandals With Socks.

Conservative Cave Canuckistan Ambassador Carl McCarllum has pointed out that, as the Cave is a Rule of Law website, Mr. Solich actually has good arguments and chances to win his fair and impartial Cave extradition hearing.

The best of these arguments may be, "While Wearing Sandals With Socks may be a crime in Canuckistan, Wearing Sandals With Socks is not against the law at the Cave, and is in fact a common practice among Cavers of a certain, er, pedigree".

Still unresolved remains the issue of whether Mr. Solich's ankle bracelet should be worn over or under his socks. "I'll call Mrs. Meng in Vancouver and ask her opinion", Mr. Solich reports. "I've obtained her private number."

Reports of Ambassador McCarllum's imminent firing by Cave Prime Minister Justin Snugglebunny remain unconfirmed.

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Re: Solich Extradition: "Sandals With Socks Not Crime at Cave"
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2019, 10:42:32 PM »
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Re: Solich Extradition: "Sandals With Socks Not Crime at Cave"
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2019, 11:32:10 PM »
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Re: Solich Extradition: "Sandals With Socks Not Crime at Cave"
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2019, 12:00:50 AM »
The Republic of Canuckistan has sought the extradition of Caver Frank Solich on federal charges of Wearing Sandals With Socks.

Conservative Cave Canuckistan Ambassador Carl McCarllum has pointed out that, as the Cave is a Rule of Law website, Mr. Solich actually has good arguments and chances to win his fair and impartial Cave extradition hearing.

The best of these arguments may be, "While Wearing Sandals With Socks may be a crime in Canuckistan, Wearing Sandals With Socks is not against the law at the Cave, and is in fact a common practice among Cavers of a certain, er, pedigree".

Still unresolved remains the issue of whether Mr. Solich's ankle bracelet should be worn over or under his socks. "I'll call Mrs. Meng in Vancouver and ask her opinion", Mr. Solich reports. "I've obtained her private number."

Reports of Ambassador McCarllum's imminent firing by Cave Prime Minister Justin Snugglebunny remain unconfirmed.

-- Will Morningstar, DI Toronto

www.conservativecave.com

Watch your step bub...  if you twist Frank the wrong way, you'll get the SK wrench treatment...  and nobody wants to see that.

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Re: Solich Extradition: "Sandals With Socks Not Crime at Cave"
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2019, 03:38:44 AM »

Oh now, you know I'm away a lot, and don't see much of what's going on.

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Re: Solich Extradition: "Sandals With Socks Not Crime at Cave"
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2019, 02:12:03 PM »
Oh now, you know I'm away a lot, and don't see much of what's going on.

I resurface as energy and motivation allow.

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