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Offline TheSarge

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Dear Abby
« on: August 22, 2008, 03:03:51 PM »
Dear Abby,


I am a crack dealer in Long Island , NY who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Brooklyn , NY and one of my sisters, who lives in Liberty NY is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in NYC . I have two brothers, one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Elmira for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in New Jersey . She is a part time 'working girl'. All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiance and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.




Should I tell her about my cousin who is an Obama supporter?



Signed, Worried About My Reputation
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Offline Chris_

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Re: Dear Abby
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2008, 04:46:14 PM »
Dear Worried

HELL NO

Abby
If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.