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Offline franksolich

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primitive has conversation with self
« on: August 22, 2008, 10:51:37 AM »
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Highway61  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Fri Aug-22-08 11:39 AM
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Conversation at work yesterday....
   
The "patient" in the conversation works for a defense contractor that makes ammunition.

Patient: "My wife is going to Hawaii on business in mid September"

Doc: "You gonna go with her? After all, when will that opportunity ever come up again? You should go."

Patient: "Well, actually business has been great for the past 7-8 years where I work. We've had a blank check to make all the money we wanted in overtime. I need to keep working as word has it that after the election that blank check will disappear. I really need to sock it away while I can. I won't be going, I'd like to, but I really can't.

I closed up the office at 6:30. I got into my humble Subaru, threw some serious rocking Springsteen in the CD player and did the happy dance all the way home!

Ho hum.

Bouncy went flat.

No primitives at this bonfire.
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Re: primitive has conversation with self
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2008, 11:06:42 AM »
Whoop-to-doo for your Subaru. My F-350 crushes those like beer cans...... :-)
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Re: primitive has conversation with self
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2008, 03:18:30 PM »
I don't get it....Was this tryin to be a bouncy?
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Re: primitive has conversation with self
« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2008, 03:20:17 PM »
Quote from: Ree on August 22, 2008, 03:18:30 PM
I don't get it....Was this tryin to be a bouncy?

It's hard to get, but I suspect the primitive was trying to bounce a bowling ball.

Also, it looks as if the primitive works in a mental institution, as a "security tech" or something.
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Re: primitive has conversation with self
« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2008, 03:21:50 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on August 22, 2008, 03:20:17 PM
Quote from: Ree on August 22, 2008, 03:18:30 PM
I don't get it....Was this tryin to be a bouncy?

It's hard to get, but I suspect the primitive was trying to bounce a bowling ball.

Also, it looks as if the primitive works in a mental institution, as a "security tech" or something.
OK....
BTW...bowling balls will bounce... :tongue:
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Re: primitive has conversation with self
« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2008, 03:22:58 PM »
Quote from: Ree on August 22, 2008, 03:21:50 PM
OK....
BTW...bowling balls will bounce...

Not very good, though, I bet.

Just like this tale.
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Re: primitive has conversation with self
« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2008, 03:26:26 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on August 22, 2008, 03:22:58 PM
Quote from: Ree on August 22, 2008, 03:21:50 PM
OK....
BTW...bowling balls will bounce...

Not very good, though, I bet.

Just like this tale.
You're right they don't bounce well....
Well I'm outta here....Gonna go spend the weekend with Cowboy, and I only have 2 suitcases(one's for shoes)
Ya'll have a good weekend :cheersmate: :cheersmate: :cheersmate:
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Re: primitive has conversation with self
« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2008, 04:14:27 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on August 22, 2008, 03:20:17 PM
Quote from: Ree on August 22, 2008, 03:18:30 PM
I don't get it....Was this tryin to be a bouncy?

It's hard to get, but I suspect the primitive was trying to bounce a bowling ball.

Also, it looks as if the primitive works in a mental institution, as a "security tech" or something.
A security tech? Is that what they're calling the patients now?
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