*RING!!* "Hello, this is Corporal Rayburn, Montgomery County Sheriff Office."
"H-h-hello? Is anyone there?"
"Ma'am, you'll have to speak up."
"I'm - I'm sorry. I want to report an ...attempted rape and assault."
"What is your name, please?"
"My name is Chrissy-er, Christine. Christine Ford."
"Christine with a Ch or a K, ma'am?"
"That's Doctor Ford."
"OK, ok. Who did this ... attempted rape and assault...occur, ma'am?"
"Judge Brett Kavanaugh."
"That was rather direct, ma'am. Where did this attempted rape occur?
"Ah, awhile back. 1982, I think, or maybe 1983. NO! 1984!! I'm sure it was 1984, or it may have been 1982..."
"I need a date, ma'am."
"I..can't say, but I was 15, maybe 16..."
"Ma'am. are you sure you haven't been drinking?"
"How dare you! I'm as sober as a judge!...er... well, you know what I mean..."
"OK, ma'am. Let's try this. Where did this, ah, 'attempted rape' occur?"
"It happened at a party. There were four boys there, and I was there, and there may have been like 10, maybe 20, or 4 other people...you know, like...people."
"Four boys attempted rape?"
"Yes...no...ah, there were two. They were both drinking heavily..."
"Again, ma'am. Where were you assaulted? I need an address."
"Do you need the address? I just know it was a house...with a pool..."
"{{Sigh}} OK, ma'am. So you know the alleged aggressor, but don't know the date. You don't know the time. You don't know the address. You don't know the people. What DO you know about the crime?"
"I don't know...can I ask my lawyer? Or my political consultant? I'll be able to give you more information once you question, arrest, indict, convict, and incarcerate Kavanaugh, then I'll probably remember everything."
"Good night, ma'am." **CLICK**