Lights, camera, action! Oh wait, this is a DUmmy. Double barrel mouth over loads single barrel back hole.

No action, all talk (or more like useless blather).
{cue eerie organ music}
[Meanwhile in the basement of the old Watergate hotel, Trump's never tiring sleuths continue their secret work ferreting out the truth about Obama's shadowy heritage. Trump, of course, only chose to become president to prove he was right all along, Obama was
The Illegitimate President, half black, half white, all wrong, all the time.]
