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I had a Trumper in my Uber yesterday
« on: August 01, 2018, 11:33:42 AM »
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I had a Trumper in my Uber yesterday
I usually don't talk about politics in my Uber but when someone goes out of their way to change the subject to Trump I can't help it.

Yesterday a guy got into my car and a story came on the radio about an Uber driver who was deactivated because he live streamed his Uber rides. I made a comment about that and he says:

Trumper: As well he should be. Michael Cohen has put himself in a lot of trouble by leaking that tape of Trump.

Me: Well, it probably shouldn't have been leaked, but if I was Trump's lawyer I would have been taking my conversations with him too.

Trumper:. Why's that?

Me: Well, he lies all the time and has been known to not pay his contractors.

Trumper:. When did he lie?. well, that's just to the media... (I'm thinking, this guy thinks it's okay to lie to the media!)

Me:. Well, I'm not going to get into that, but I even heard he didn't pay some of his lawyers, so yeah, I would be recording.

He didn't say much after that

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Re: I had a Trumper in my Uber yesterday
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2018, 11:38:50 AM »
I cant even give that bouncy a single bong. No conversion, no cheering. 

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Re: I had a Trumper in my Uber yesterday
« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2018, 12:07:37 PM »
Man, it's like they don't even try anymore.
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Re: I had a Trumper in my Uber yesterday
« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2018, 12:10:11 PM »
That so didn't happen that way.

But it's nice to see they are updating their bouncies to reflect 21st century tech like Uber.
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Re: I had a Trumper in my Uber yesterday
« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2018, 12:17:33 PM »
Why does the thread title sound like the opening line of a polka?

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Re: I had a Trumper in my Uber yesterday
« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2018, 12:19:31 PM »
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Trumper:. When did he lie?. well, that's just to the media... (I'm thinking, this guy thinks it's okay to lie to the media!)
I'm thinking this DUmmy thinks it's worse for Trump to lie to the media than it was for Snarky McDouchebag to lie to the American people. "If you like your healthcare . . ."

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Re: I had a Trumper in my Uber yesterday
« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2018, 12:25:23 PM »
Here's how it really went down:

I had a an actual paying fare in my Uber yesterday instead of one of my freeloading friends.

I usually don't like to take my '92 Toyota Tercel near downtown because the cops harass me about not having a bumper and the smoke coming from the exhaust...but I figured with the downpour outside I could get some Wall Street type to hop in and I'd get a fat tip for keeping him somewhat dry.

Yesterday a guy got into my car and a story came on the radio about an Uber driver who was deactivated because he live streamed his Uber rides. I made a comment about how cool that Uber drive was and how bogus it was the corporate overlords fired him and he says:

Trumper: As well he should be. People in our country have an expected right to privacy...it's part of our Constitution.

Me: Well, it probably shouldn't have been leaked, but it's the internet and in the interest of net neutrality he had every right to live stream.

Trumper:. Why's that?

Me: Well...

Trumper:. When did net "neutrality" apply to live streaming in public?  I thought that net "neutrality" was about forcing a one size fits all style of Internet on people whether they want it or not?

Me:. Well, I'm not going to get into that, but I heard some of his fares were stiffing him, I would be recording.

Trumper:  Uh-huh.  If that were the case then he should have had a sign on his dash stating that riders were being recorded.  There are state and federal laws against recording people without their knowledge.

Me: Ummm


I didn't say much after that...
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Re: I had a Trumper in my Uber yesterday
« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2018, 12:35:42 PM »
Here's how it really went down:

I had a an actual paying fare in my Uber yesterday instead of one of my freeloading friends.

I usually don't like to take my '92 Toyota Tercel near downtown because the cops harass me about not having a bumper and the smoke coming from the exhaust...but I figured with the downpour outside I could get some Wall Street type to hop in and I'd get a fat tip for keeping him somewhat dry.

Yesterday a guy got into my car and a story came on the radio about an Uber driver who was deactivated because he live streamed his Uber rides. I made a comment about how cool that Uber drive was and how bogus it was the corporate overlords fired him and he says:

Trumper: As well he should be. People in our country have an expected right to privacy...it's part of our Constitution.

Me: Well, it probably shouldn't have been leaked, but it's the internet and in the interest of net neutrality he had every right to live stream.

Trumper:. Why's that?

Me: Well...

Trumper:. When did net "neutrality" apply to live streaming in public?  I thought that net "neutrality" was about forcing a one size fits all style of Internet on people whether they want it or not?

Me:. Well, I'm not going to get into that, but I heard some of his fares were stiffing him, I would be recording.

Trumper:  Uh-huh.  If that were the case then he should have had a sign on his dash stating that riders were being recorded.  There are state and federal laws against recording people without their knowledge.

Me: Ummm


I didn't say much after that...

Not bad although it was most likely a Subaru or a Prius.  Just going with the odds here.  :-)
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Re: I had a Trumper in my Uber yesterday
« Reply #8 on: August 01, 2018, 12:40:29 PM »
Not bad although it was most likely a Subaru or a Prius.  Just going with the odds here.  :-)

And I believe Uber requires the car to be less than 10 years old.

Otherwise TRG, well done sir!
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Re: I had a Trumper in my Uber yesterday
« Reply #9 on: August 01, 2018, 12:40:42 PM »
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I had a Trumper in my Uber yesterday

I hope you used a condom. Is your uber sore? :loser: :-)
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Re: I had a Trumper in my Uber yesterday
« Reply #10 on: August 01, 2018, 12:43:35 PM »
Dem uber ride.
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Re: I had a Trumper in my Uber yesterday
« Reply #11 on: August 01, 2018, 01:17:09 PM »
And I believe Uber requires the car to be less than 10 years old.

Otherwise TRG, well done sir!

Yeah you and Rover are right...I was just going by what would be the normal ride for your average DUmmie.  :-)
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Re: I had a Trumper in my Uber yesterday
« Reply #12 on: August 01, 2018, 01:31:22 PM »
Yeah you and Rover are right...I was just going by what would be the normal ride for your average DUmmie.  :-)

Hell, they might blackball him/her/it from lib land for even OWNING a car.
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Re: I had a Trumper in my Uber yesterday
« Reply #13 on: August 01, 2018, 01:33:16 PM »
Hell, they might blackball him/her/it from lib land for even OWNING a car.

Yeah you have a point there...
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Re: I had a Trumper in my Uber yesterday
« Reply #14 on: August 01, 2018, 01:49:14 PM »
Hell, they might blackball him/her/it from lib land for even OWNING a car.

It will claim it runs on vegetable oil or some such thing.  ::)
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Re: I had a Trumper in my Uber yesterday
« Reply #15 on: August 01, 2018, 02:38:13 PM »
Man, it's like they don't even try anymore.

I think they have a bouncy generator. Similar to the Hallmark Chick Flick movie script generator.

Part of it is malfunctioning in that the "so" start seems to be missing on obvious ones like this.
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Re: I had a Trumper in my Uber yesterday
« Reply #16 on: August 01, 2018, 03:12:15 PM »
I think they have a bouncy generator. Similar to the Hallmark Chick Flick movie script generator.

Part of it is malfunctioning in that the "so" start seems to be missing on obvious ones like this.

But not Hallmark's "Christmas in July".  That would have been sacrilegious.
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Re: I had a Trumper in my Uber yesterday
« Reply #17 on: August 01, 2018, 03:41:59 PM »
Oh my.

She's got, ah, kind of the Pamela problem.

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Re: I had a Trumper in my Uber yesterday
« Reply #18 on: August 01, 2018, 03:54:50 PM »


"So"  is just a two letter word. Just sayin'

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Re: I had a Trumper in my Uber yesterday
« Reply #19 on: August 01, 2018, 05:14:43 PM »
Dem uber ride.


Uh, um.  I'm not sure if you realize exactly how appropriate this is; it's nearly perfect.
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Re: I had a Trumper in my Uber yesterday
« Reply #20 on: August 01, 2018, 05:38:11 PM »
That so didn't happen that way.

But it's nice to see they are updating their bouncies to reflect 21st century tech like Uber.

I have a preference for the golden oldies type of bouncy.  I can't remember the last time I read a bouncy about poor people eating cat food--that's  the kind I'd like to see more of.
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Re: I had a Trumper in my Uber yesterday
« Reply #21 on: August 01, 2018, 06:55:50 PM »
I have a preference for the golden oldies type of bouncy.  I can't remember the last time I read a bouncy about poor people eating cat food--that's  the kind I'd like to see more of.

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Re: I had a Trumper in my Uber yesterday
« Reply #22 on: August 01, 2018, 07:20:16 PM »
Wait... a dummie with a job? 
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Re: I had a Trumper in my Uber yesterday
« Reply #23 on: August 01, 2018, 10:31:01 PM »
zero bongs. Try harder next time DUmmie.

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Re: I had a Trumper in my Uber yesterday
« Reply #24 on: August 01, 2018, 11:20:23 PM »
Not bad although it was most likely a Subaru or a Prius.  Just going with the odds here.  :-)

Nah... I think Yugo's are more popular with that crowd  :-)
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