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Boy in hospital after 'gas lighting' stunt backfires
« on: August 21, 2008, 05:03:04 AM »
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The boy was attempting to set fire to his farts as part of a competition against his cousin in the garden of a house in Tipton when the accident occurred.

Fire fighters were called to the address but the small blaze had already burned itself out when the crew arrived.

Officers administered first aid until an ambulance arrived.

The victim was taken to Russells Hall Hospital in Dudley suffering from 18 per cent burns to the backs of his legs and his thumb.

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“The boy had been pranking around in the garden having a competition with his cousin, when they were breaking wind and lighting it. Right behind him was a petrol can and that just flashed.
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Gone with the wind?



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Re: Boy in hospital after 'gas lighting' stunt backfires
« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2008, 05:35:06 AM »
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The boy was attempting to set fire to his farts as part of a competition against his cousin in the garden of a house in Tipton when the accident occurred.

Fire fighters were called to the address but the small blaze had already burned itself out when the crew arrived.

Officers administered first aid until an ambulance arrived.

The victim was taken to Russells Hall Hospital in Dudley suffering from 18 per cent burns to the backs of his legs and his thumb.

...

“The boy had been pranking around in the garden having a competition with his cousin, when they were breaking wind and lighting it. Right behind him was a petrol can and that just flashed.
...
link

Gone with the wind?
That kid's gonna be the butt of a lot of jokes.   :-)
If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.

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Re: Boy in hospital after 'gas lighting' stunt backfires
« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2008, 07:23:06 AM »
"Fire in the hole!"

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Re: Boy in hospital after 'gas lighting' stunt backfires
« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2008, 07:25:18 AM »
another potential member of the Royal Order of the Blue Flame...gone up in smoke...
This should never be attempted by an amateur! :fuelfire:

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Re: Boy in hospital after 'gas lighting' stunt backfires
« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2008, 07:49:43 AM »
"Fire in the hole!"
Smoking crack.  It can be dangerous.  :rimshot:
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Re: Boy in hospital after 'gas lighting' stunt backfires
« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2008, 07:58:46 AM »
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The boy was attempting to set fire to his farts as part of a competition against his cousin in the garden of a house in Tipton when the accident occurred.

Fire fighters were called to the address but the small blaze had already burned itself out when the crew arrived.

Officers administered first aid until an ambulance arrived.

The victim was taken to Russells Hall Hospital in Dudley suffering from 18 per cent burns to the backs of his legs and his thumb.

...

“The boy had been pranking around in the garden having a competition with his cousin, when they were breaking wind and lighting it. Right behind him was a petrol can and that just flashed.
...
link

Gone with the wind?
That kid's gonna be the butt of a lot of jokes.   :-)
There's more than a whiff of a bad pun around that post.



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Re: Boy in hospital after 'gas lighting' stunt backfires
« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2008, 08:53:40 AM »
Brushfires can be killers.
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That here, obedient to their law, we lie.

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Re: Boy in hospital after 'gas lighting' stunt backfires
« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2008, 11:23:25 AM »
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The boy was attempting to set fire to his farts as part of a competition against his cousin in the garden of a house in Tipton when the accident occurred.

Fire fighters were called to the address but the small blaze had already burned itself out when the crew arrived.

Officers administered first aid until an ambulance arrived.

The victim was taken to Russells Hall Hospital in Dudley suffering from 18 per cent burns to the backs of his legs and his thumb.

...

“The boy had been pranking around in the garden having a competition with his cousin, when they were breaking wind and lighting it. Right behind him was a petrol can and that just flashed.
...
link

Gone with the wind?
That kid's gonna be the butt of a lot of jokes.   :-)
There's more than a whiff of a bad pun around that post.
Hey, cut me some slack.   :uhsure:
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Re: Boy in hospital after 'gas lighting' stunt backfires
« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2008, 01:12:21 PM »
Darwin Award honorable mention.

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Re: Boy in hospital after 'gas lighting' stunt backfires
« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2008, 02:24:21 PM »
Damn, that's sh*tty.
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