Here is a better version:
So,
A GOP man married to a Dem woman said he has a plan that will (legally) mean she won’t be voting while he still will.
he’s going to tell her that he has mapped out time in their busy schedules for them to go vote at a particular time together late in the day on Election Day.
However, he plans to vote in the early voting period a week before Election Day and take his girlfriend, with his wife's voter ID. and just not mention that to her
Then, on Election Day at the appointed time that they planned that morning to go vote together, he plans to manufacture a minor crisis at the house that she needs to come home for. Then he will get some drugs from Bill cosby, knock her out so she misses the voting deadline.
I wonder if that story will pass the smell test over there.