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DUmmie BS 4th of July story
« on: July 04, 2018, 02:30:02 PM »
I seriously doubt this happened or this idiot is exaggerating the story..

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Repukes at a local July 4 parade.


I took my kid to a local Independence Day parade earlier, even though it was REAL hot because she likes parades and candy. And when the Scott County republicans passed by, they were handing out candy to all the kids standing there except one, mine. Oh yeah, did I mention that she's Asian and brown skinned? I'd say I was shocked and surprised but I really wasn't. A few other people noticed as well. There was one older lady who just shook her head and asked how could they pass up a pretty little girl like that. A guy actually hollered out at them to,"give a candy bar to that kid". She took it all in stride. She said, "It's ok, I have a lot of candy anyway.". When the Democrats came by, they made it a point to make sure she got some red licorice. They got some applause
The repukes didn't. Repukes- making sure brown children don't get the same perks as white kids. People are noticing, even in Bettendorf, IA, which is a notoriously repuke city in a normally blue area.

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Re: DUmmie BS 4th of July story
« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2018, 02:44:38 PM »
I seriously doubt this happened or this idiot is exaggerating the story..

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Repukes at a local July 4 parade.


I took my kid to a local Independence Day parade earlier, even though it was REAL hot because she likes parades and candy. And when the Scott County republicans passed by, they were handing out candy to all the kids standing there except one, mine. Oh yeah, did I mention that she's Asian and brown skinned? I'd say I was shocked and surprised but I really wasn't. A few other people noticed as well. There was one older lady who just shook her head and asked how could they pass up a pretty little girl like that. A guy actually hollered out at them to,"give a candy bar to that kid". She took it all in stride. She said, "It's ok, I have a lot of candy anyway.". When the Democrats came by, they made it a point to make sure she got some red licorice. They got some applause
The repukes didn't. Repukes- making sure brown children don't get the same perks as white kids. People are noticing, even in Bettendorf, IA, which is a notoriously repuke city in a normally blue area.

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Re: DUmmie BS 4th of July story
« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2018, 03:55:30 PM »
maybe they just couldn't see the kid because Joe's fat ass was in the way.

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Re: DUmmie BS 4th of July story
« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2018, 04:28:48 PM »

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Re: DUmmie BS 4th of July story
« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2018, 04:56:58 PM »
Oh my.

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Re: DUmmie BS 4th of July story
« Reply #5 on: July 04, 2018, 06:26:18 PM »
and the DUmmies fell for it. These people are so mind numbingly stupid.

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Re: DUmmie BS 4th of July story
« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2018, 06:36:42 AM »
They don’t even try to write realistic stories

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Re: DUmmie BS 4th of July story
« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2018, 09:03:06 AM »
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Repukes at a local July 4 parade.


I took my kid to a local Independence Day parade earlier, even though it was REAL hot because she likes parades and candy. And when the Scott County republicans passed by, they were handing out candy to all the kids standing there except one, mine. Oh yeah, did I mention that she's Asian and brown skinned?

So they stopped the float and some ICE guys jumped out and demanded to see our papers. Then they took our little girl and put her on a float with a cage and rode her through the rest of the parade. Then a group of transvestites jumped out of the bushes and freed her. The crowds started cheering and clapping. Then they gave her a 50 pound sack of candy.

That sounds more better!! :-)

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Re: DUmmie BS 4th of July story
« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2018, 09:13:04 AM »
Let's see how he does on the Bong-o-meter.

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Example of racism             +1B         (child was a lib accepted minority)
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Re: DUmmie BS 4th of July story
« Reply #9 on: July 05, 2018, 10:15:49 AM »
Parades don't move fast, probably 3-4 mph, but with any kind of crowd the person(s) giving out candy wouldn't have the time to pick out and skip someone more "tan" than average. The :bouncy: doesn't stand up to 5 seconds' thought.
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Re: DUmmie BS 4th of July story
« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2018, 10:41:11 AM »
Hahahahaha!

What these people make up and the others believe. If this was a friend of mine, telling me this story to my face, I’d laugh at them.

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Re: DUmmie BS 4th of July story
« Reply #11 on: July 05, 2018, 10:48:19 AM »
Candy is generally tossed in the direction of the children. Candy bars are almost never used because they would make a sticky mess.

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Re: DUmmie BS 4th of July story
« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2018, 11:12:09 AM »
These parade people were simply amateurs.

I keep my TV 30 minutes behind on purpose so I can fast forward through any commercials that feature people with skin darker than my own.

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Re: DUmmie BS 4th of July story
« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2018, 01:06:14 PM »
These parade people were simply amateurs.

I keep my TV 30 minutes behind on purpose so I can fast forward through any commercials that feature people with skin darker than my own.

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Re: DUmmie BS 4th of July story
« Reply #14 on: July 05, 2018, 04:46:09 PM »
You TOO?    :cheersmate:

Yeah, it's like now a days they don't make anything for white people. The only time you see a white guy in a commercial is when they need a dumb ass dip shit in one.
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Re: DUmmie BS 4th of July story
« Reply #15 on: July 05, 2018, 04:57:24 PM »
Candy is generally tossed in the direction of the children. Candy bars are almost never used because they would make a sticky mess.

<<<<Been part of many Fourth of July parades.

Yeah.  I have in fact been to parades in Scott County, IA, though quite some time ago.  They threw hard candies or twist-wrap taffies there just like everywhere else.
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Re: DUmmie BS 4th of July story
« Reply #16 on: July 05, 2018, 05:28:43 PM »
Yeah, it's like now a days they don't make anything for white people. The only time you see a white guy in a commercial is when they need a dumb ass dip shit in one.
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Re: DUmmie BS 4th of July story
« Reply #17 on: July 05, 2018, 08:16:16 PM »
He's carrying high--I predict he's going to have a girl.

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Re: DUmmie BS 4th of July story
« Reply #18 on: July 05, 2018, 10:02:40 PM »
He's carrying high--I predict he's going to have a girl.

I've always wondered if the location of the fatness signifies something other than that one overeats.

This guy's fat seems way too high, above the midriff almost to the throat.

A heart condition?  A spinal problem? 

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Re: DUmmie BS 4th of July story
« Reply #19 on: July 06, 2018, 08:40:11 PM »
Every single one of those idiots fell for it.  Haven't they been to a parade?  Candy isn't "distributed" like a school lunch.  It's flung far and wide, as we all know, and the kids are supposed to scramble for it.  It falls in the street, so it's wrapped hard candy.  Dumb ****s.

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Re: DUmmie BS 4th of July story
« Reply #20 on: July 09, 2018, 09:24:44 AM »
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People are noticing, even in Bettendorf, IA, which is a notoriously repuke city in a normally blue area.
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Re: DUmmie BS 4th of July story
« Reply #21 on: July 09, 2018, 10:06:46 AM »
Of course.  When it comes to giving away free shit, NO ONE is going to be able to compete with the Democrats.  I'd bet someone else paid for the candy too. 
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Re: DUmmie BS 4th of July story
« Reply #22 on: July 09, 2018, 10:13:03 AM »
Every single one of those idiots fell for it.  Haven't they been to a parade?  Candy isn't "distributed" like a school lunch.  It's flung far and wide, as we all know, and the kids are supposed to scramble for it.  It falls in the street, so it's wrapped hard candy.  Dumb ****s.

I always thought it was a Darwin test to see which kids were smart enough not to run out in traffic. :-)
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Re: DUmmie BS 4th of July story
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Re: DUmmie BS 4th of July story
« Reply #24 on: July 13, 2018, 11:30:40 PM »
>Repukes- making sure brown children don't get the same perks as white kids.

Americans, making sure you lazy SS stealing scum don't get over on us honest working Americans.  ESAD you filthy scum.   Shoot or STFU.