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Offline Delmar

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Who in the hell shakes hands with the pizza delivery guy?
« on: June 30, 2018, 10:03:26 AM »
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Tonight is pizza night for our fam...

Well, the fam is out of town and so tonight, I ordered delivery from a restaurant nearby and the driver delivered my order, I sign the receipt , we shake hands...and he goes back to his car...

Maybe this is racist of me and speaks to my own issues...but I walk back out on the drive before the guy leaves, I literally flag him down and say "As-salāmu ʿalaykum"...I thought this man was gong to collapse into tears in my driveway. That one moment opened up a long exchange of emotions and stories between the two of us...it was just a moment, one that I took to try to make my world a bit of a better place, and I hope it did!!

I hope this inspires others to do the same!
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Such an obvious bouncy.  Who shakes hands with the pizza delivery guy at the conclusion of the exchange?  Nobody, that's who.

I don't order pizzas for delivery but this post has inspired me to shake hands with the cashier at Walmart.  I kid.

And to top it off, he just assumes the guy's religious beliefs.

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6. If we all just lit one little candle ...

Thank you for brightening his day.


Leaving milk and cookies for Santa Claus makes more sense than lighting candles for the pizza delivery guy.

I could copy and paste more replies, but I'll just say that the rest of the DUmmies lap it up--they fall for it hook, line, and sinker.  No hint of skepticism for this obvious load of bullshit.
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Re: Who in the hell shakes hands with the pizza delivery guy?
« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2018, 10:29:13 AM »
Driver was probably crying because he was a Hindu and Muslims had murdered some of his family members back home.
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Re: Who in the hell shakes hands with the pizza delivery guy?
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2018, 10:36:40 AM »
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Well, the fam is out of town and so tonight, I ordered delivery from a restaurant nearby and the driver delivered my order, I sign the receipt , we shake hands...and he goes back to his car...

No surprise, noting in there about a tip. Just a hearty handshake and a prayer for a candle (or something).
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Re: Who in the hell shakes hands with the pizza delivery guy?
« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2018, 11:15:54 AM »
Complete and utter bullshit.

The DUmmies refuse to understand the we are ALL Kafir. The Dummies nonsense is appalling and will not make him/her/it look better in the eyes of a Mooseslime but only in it's own mind.

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Re: Who in the hell shakes hands with the pizza delivery guy?
« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2018, 11:26:25 AM »
Look unknown DUmmy.  If you're going to type this horseshit, have a damn point.

As my fellow CC folks mentioned, there was a 99% chance said DUmmy tipped him the lint in his pocket.
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Re: Who in the hell shakes hands with the pizza delivery guy?
« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2018, 11:33:04 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on June 30, 2018, 10:29:13 AM
Driver was probably crying because he was a Hindu and Muslims had murdered some of his family members back home.

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Re: Who in the hell shakes hands with the pizza delivery guy?
« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2018, 11:34:26 AM »
I thought he was going to say he polished his knob in leiu of a tip! :-)
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Re: Who in the hell shakes hands with the pizza delivery guy?
« Reply #7 on: June 30, 2018, 12:06:04 PM »
Wow, I missed something ... has the USSC or UN declared Islam an actual RACE now?  Holy shit I’m behind the times.

Or maybe, just maybe, DUmbasses are going to continue to be stupid.

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Re: Who in the hell shakes hands with the pizza delivery guy?
« Reply #8 on: June 30, 2018, 12:14:31 PM »
Here's hoping the last words the Docreed2003 primitive hears is “Allahu Akbar!!" followed by an explosion of immense proportions.

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Re: Who in the hell shakes hands with the pizza delivery guy?
« Reply #9 on: July 01, 2018, 02:16:58 PM »
Quote from: USA4ME on June 30, 2018, 12:14:31 PM
Here's hoping the last words the Docreed2003 primitive hears is “Allahu Akbar!!" followed by an explosion of immense proportions.

 :cheersmate:

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Re: Who in the hell shakes hands with the pizza delivery guy?
« Reply #10 on: July 01, 2018, 06:55:18 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003b on June 30, 2018, 10:36:40 AM
No surprise, noting in there about a tip. Just a hearty handshake and a prayer for a candle (or something).

Not even a Laurel and Hardy handshake!   :rimshot:
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Re: Who in the hell shakes hands with the pizza delivery guy?
« Reply #11 on: July 01, 2018, 07:32:44 PM »
I'm sorry for doubting but that sounded like the biggest load of crap I've heard in a while.
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Re: Who in the hell shakes hands with the pizza delivery guy?
« Reply #12 on: July 02, 2018, 12:02:45 AM »
FAIL!!!

Pizza delivery guys make their living off tips from delivering pizzas.  Not by having long exchanges and singing kumbaya with a DUmmy customer.
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Re: Who in the hell shakes hands with the pizza delivery guy?
« Reply #13 on: July 02, 2018, 08:40:39 AM »
I do not know about my hands are usually too busy holding the pizza box to shake the driver's hand.

Also, what are the odds the DUmmie tried to yell out "As-salāmu ʿalaykum" and it came out sounding like "hey, there's no bacon"?
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Re: Who in the hell shakes hands with the pizza delivery guy?
« Reply #14 on: July 03, 2018, 10:45:41 AM »
Probably not a devout Muslim. They wouldn't be working at a pizza place where they have to deal with pork products.

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That one moment opened up a long exchange of emotions and stories between the two of us...it was just a moment, one that I took to try to make my world a bit of a better place, and I hope it did!! [endquote] 

However wasting that much time probably got the guy fired if any of this is true.
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Re: Who in the hell shakes hands with the pizza delivery guy?
« Reply #15 on: July 03, 2018, 05:32:13 PM »
>"As-salāmu ʿalaykum

Next you'll  be cutting clits, roping goats, diddling kids and beating women.  Welcome to islam you ignorant retard.
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Re: Who in the hell shakes hands with the pizza delivery guy?
« Reply #16 on: July 03, 2018, 06:12:22 PM »
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Tonight is pizza night for our fam...

Well, the fam is out of town and so tonight, I ordered delivery from a restaurant nearby and the driver delivered my order, I sign the receipt , we shake hands...and he goes back to his car...

Maybe this is racist of me and speaks to my own issues...but I walk back out on the drive before the guy leaves, I literally flag him down and say "As-salāmu ʿalaykum"...I thought this man was gong to collapse into tears in my driveway. That one moment opened up a long exchange of emotions and stories between the two of us...it was just a moment, one that I took to try to make my world a bit of a better place, and I hope it did!!

I hope this inspires others to do the same!

Oh my!  This is the lamest damn bouncy, and I have seen a few in my time, that I have ever seen.

Islam is a religion, not a race dummie.  So Allah ****-u with a K-bar.
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