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Offline franksolich

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franksolich jr. being drafted for president
« on: August 20, 2008, 02:21:41 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3826864

Oh my.

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Lisa0825  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed Aug-20-08 01:51 PM
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Draft Asher????? :rofl:
   
You GOTTA see this.... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

http://www.asherheimermann.org/2008/03/draft-asher-heim...

Since an interview with Todays TMJ4 on February 20th, I've gotten serveral e-mails asking me if I would run for President of the United States of America. Let me this touch on this topic.

I have not officially announced plans to run for President of the United States as of yet. A draft movement was started one year ago this month. I thank all of those that support my efforts. As many of you are, I'm just sick of the old school politics.

At this time, I'm leading my youth activism campaign that focuses on issues, family, education, community, and the future. If I were to run for President, I would run as a Democrat or an Independent.

Do you think I should run for President? Starting today, you will be able to vote in a poll that is located on the right side of this blog that asks just that. You are welcome to share your thoughts as well.

My, how the primitives turn.

It wasn't that long ago they were charmed by the cherub.

But you know, this looks mild compared with the way the primitives will inevitably turn on Barry "Goldwater" Obama. 

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helderheid  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed Aug-20-08 01:53 PM
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1. They grow up so fast.

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billyoc  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed Aug-20-08 02:01 PM
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7. Compared to him, yes.

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yibbehobba  (1000+ posts) Wed Aug-20-08 01:53 PM
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2. Ooh, I see he got banned.
   
He was on my ignore list. What happened? (As if I can't guess.)

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Lex  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed Aug-20-08 01:55 PM
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4. He got the granite cookie?
   
Oopsie.

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Lisa0825  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed Aug-20-08 02:01 PM
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6. Relentless spamming and self-promotion.
   
I googled his name, and he has been warned and/or banned on several sites, including Kos, Wikipedia, WikiBooks, and someone even took him to task on MyBarackObama.com! He is a riot! He even created his own social network and discussion board. When I checked his network had 1 member other than himself.

Just so junior doesn't show up here, it's all copacetic.

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yibbehobba  (1000+ posts) Wed Aug-20-08 02:02 PM
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8. Heh.
   
Self-promotion is the only thing that ever causes me to put someone on ingore without fail. It's really, really irritating.

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cat_girl25  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed Aug-20-08 01:53 PM
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3. Poor Asher.
   
I wonder what website he's posting on now.

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NightWatcher  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed Aug-20-08 01:57 PM
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5. **** Asher

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carpentrerman  (33 posts) Wed Aug-20-08 02:04 PM
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10. What did him in?
   
I smelled a rat from the get-go.

I got the impression he was doing a school project to see how many people he could get on the hook. His website was full out ridiculous self released press releases.

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NightWatcher  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed Aug-20-08 02:11 PM
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15. he was nothing but a self promoter posing as a "politically active child"

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islandmkl  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed Aug-20-08 02:03 PM
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9. all things being equal, and yin - yang being what it is....
   
this little f***er will probably be a newer-age Karl Rove in 20 years...

seems to be honing his message/skills...wait till he gets a taste of the $$$ old school politics delivers to those who embrace the game...

i still think he is a fake....

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Bornaginhooligan  (1000+ posts) Wed Aug-20-08 02:04 PM
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11. Yet he couldn't get on the big board.

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chimpsrsmarter  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed Aug-20-08 02:05 PM
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12. i'm sure he has a great career ahead of him at Amway.

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islandmkl  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed Aug-20-08 02:10 PM
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14. gee, thanks a lot...i ventured to his website...
   
ol' asher forgot to put a link for Donations on his site...

damn, boy...you are missing step number one for anybody with political aspirations...

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Lisa0825  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed Aug-20-08 02:11 PM
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16. He has the domain "Asher For America"
   
http://www.asherforamerica.com/index.php?option=com_con...

This is hilarious... it's so funny that I wonder if it's all a big joke and he's just a damn good internet actor!

Lookie! he has a Chief of Staff!!! Or does he.....?

Welcome to AsherForAmerica.com!

Written by Zach Komes, Chief of Staff
Nov 19, 2005 at 07:52 AM

Welcome to the website for the Draft Asher Heimermann movement. We believe that Asher is a fine young man that should run for political office some day. This website should provide you some information on what we plan to do in the next two years. We hope that this website will answer your questions that you might have.

Please check out www.ASHERHEIMERMANN.com for information related to Asher Speaks Live and Asher Heimermann.

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Comment by GUEST on 2008-07-21 13:32:20
GET MY NAME OF YOUR FREAKING WEBSITE! I DID NOT WRITE THAT!!!!!! -Zach Komes

Then the Bayer Aspirin primitive spoils the fun.

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cbayer  DU Moderator Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed Aug-20-08 02:17 PM
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18. Locking
   
Consistent with our having locked all gravedancing threads concerning this former member, we are locking this one.

edited to correct error about link.

Cheers,

cbayer
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If franksolich jr. thinks he has it rough, wait until the primitives turn on Barry "Goldwater" Obama.
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Re: franksolich jr. being drafted for president
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2008, 02:27:57 PM »
He's still posting on Kos. 

He has a-h.org and a-h.com sewn up.  He forgot a-h.net, but he does have a Cafe Press store selling t-shirts with his name on it.
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Re: franksolich jr. being drafted for president
« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2008, 02:46:32 PM »
franksolich  :bow:

thank you for finding these gems at DU so we don't have to go there  :popcorn:
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Re: franksolich jr. being drafted for president
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2008, 02:56:18 PM »
Quote from: comradebillyboy on August 20, 2008, 02:46:32 PM
franksolich  :bow:

thank you for finding these gems at DU so we don't have to go there  :popcorn:

It's all a Service to Humanity, tvorish Bill.  I'm glad you're here.

By the way, I know the question's on the tip of your tongue, but you're afraid to ask.

Why do I call ASHERHEIMERMANN "franksolich jr."?

Because when franksolich was ASHERMEIMERMANN's age, franksolich was exactly the same way.

Reading ASHERHEIMERMANN is, for me, kind of like a trip down memory lane.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."
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