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Why Ernest Borgnine is my HERO!!!
« on: August 20, 2008, 11:24:23 AM »
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Re: Why Ernest Borgnine is my HERO!!!
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2008, 12:21:53 PM »
I'm gonna live FOREVER.  :rotf:
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"Practice random violence and senseless acts of brutality"

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Re: Why Ernest Borgnine is my HERO!!!
« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2008, 12:51:07 PM »
I'm gonna live FOREVER.  :rotf:

Yeah but having to shave your palms when you're blind isn't any fun.
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Re: Why Ernest Borgnine is my HERO!!!
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2008, 01:03:42 PM »
HA HA made me smile.   :-)

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Re: Why Ernest Borgnine is my HERO!!!
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2008, 01:07:40 PM »
So that's what ol' Dom was doin' in the back of that helicopter.

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Re: Why Ernest Borgnine is my HERO!!!
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2008, 04:14:36 PM »
“The national budget must be balanced. The public debt must be reduced; the arrogance of the authorities must be moderated and controlled. Payments to foreign governments must be reduced, if the nation doesn't want to go bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance.”

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"Practice random violence and senseless acts of brutality"

If you want a gender neutral bathroom, go pee in the forest.

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Re: Why Ernest Borgnine is my HERO!!!
« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2008, 04:47:39 PM »
Remember:  The guy was married to Ethel Merman at one time.  It probably took him twenty years to come out of "turtle mode".

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Re: Why Ernest Borgnine is my HERO!!!
« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2008, 04:57:58 PM »
Remember:  The guy was married to Ethel Merman at one time.  It probably took him twenty years to come out of "turtle mode".
Well maybe she was quite a dish back in her day.



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Re: Why Ernest Borgnine is my HERO!!!
« Reply #8 on: August 20, 2008, 05:01:17 PM »
Remember:  The guy was married to Ethel Merman at one time.  It probably took him twenty years to come out of "turtle mode".
Well maybe she was quite a dish back in her day.



Oops! Then again, maybe not.

My guess is she had a set of teeth "down there".

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Re: Why Ernest Borgnine is my HERO!!!
« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2008, 05:09:28 PM »
So that's what ol' Dom was doin' in the back of that helicopter.

Well you only saw him from the chest up.
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Re: Why Ernest Borgnine is my HERO!!!
« Reply #10 on: August 20, 2008, 06:13:26 PM »
so it really is the fountain of youth!
I can see November 2 from my house!!!

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Re: Why Ernest Borgnine is my HERO!!!
« Reply #11 on: August 20, 2008, 06:29:38 PM »
So that's what ol' Dom was doin' in the back of that helicopter.

Well you only saw him from the chest up.

Exactly.  And here we thought only String was having all the fun with a joystick... :bolt:

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Re: Why Ernest Borgnine is my HERO!!!
« Reply #12 on: August 20, 2008, 08:11:56 PM »
saw this earlier...
thought of you asdf all day
not sure why... :uhsure:

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Re: Why Ernest Borgnine is my HERO!!!
« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2008, 08:13:35 PM »
saw this earlier...
thought of you asdf all day
not sure why... :uhsure:

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Re: Why Ernest Borgnine is my HERO!!!
« Reply #14 on: August 20, 2008, 08:57:20 PM »
saw this earlier...
thought of you asdf all day
not sure why... :uhsure:

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Re: Why Ernest Borgnine is my HERO!!!
« Reply #15 on: August 20, 2008, 11:57:37 PM »
HA HA made me smile.   :-)
Also explains why you look 16. :-)
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