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Offline franksolich

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primitives discuss commodes
« on: April 30, 2018, 07:56:55 PM »
https://upload.democraticunderground.com/11584721

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Beartracks (7,441 posts)     Sun Apr 29, 2018, 06:24 PM

Toilet seat with wider ring?

We recently got an ADA height toilet, elongated. It came with a soft-close seat where the lid sort of drops over the edges of the seat ring (the donut part that you sit on) so that it conceals it for a cleaner look. Because the lid requires a bit of space to drop over the seat edge like that, the seat ring itself is a little bit narrower than it would otherwise be, only about 3 inches wide under the broadest part of your thigh, and getting even narrower towards the front of the seat. And most of that 3 inches curves away downward from your leg, so your weight's supported by even less of that width. We're looking for something a little wider/flatter that can offer more support -- or maybe just softer? -- but without sacrificing the other features of the seat.

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fleabiscuit (3,499 posts)      Sun Apr 29, 2018, 06:32 PM

1. Not entirely sure this is what you are looking for...

but the elderly mom we cared for appreciated the "big john toilet seat" we got off of Amazon...

https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss_1/144-4040009-5862516?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=big+john+toilet+seat

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Beartracks (7,441 posts)      Sun Apr 29, 2018, 06:37 PM

2. We did see that one while Googling around...

.. but that's way more seat than needed. The toilet is in a narrow space to start with, so we're hoping to find something that still fits "within" the dimensions of the toilet rim.

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fleabiscuit (3,499 posts)      Sun Apr 29, 2018, 07:24 PM

3. I suppose it depends on how much time one anticipates being there.

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Jane Austin (8,546 posts)   Sun Apr 29, 2018, 08:44 PM   

4. I had no idea there were those options for toilet seats.

Thanks for the education.

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Beartracks (7,441 posts)      Mon Apr 30, 2018, 01:37 PM

5. There are also toilet seats with, um "task lighting."

And heated seats.

And built-in bidets.
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Re: primitives discuss commodes
« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2018, 08:06:33 PM »
Oh my.

A "search" shows that commodes have been a popular topic of discussion by primitives over the years; lots and lots of "search" results.

"Nebraska primitive has problems sitting on the commode  (Read 6455 times)"
https://conservativecave.com/cave/index.php?topic=48987.msg925158#msg925158

From September 2010.
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Re: primitives discuss commodes
« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2018, 11:12:29 PM »
one might think that the DUmmies are full of shit!
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Re: primitives discuss commodes
« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2018, 06:49:36 PM »
Only the dummies could have a deep involved conversation about shitters.   :mental:
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Re: primitives discuss commodes
« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2018, 07:10:58 PM »
Most of the DUmmies are only potty trained to know if you have a seat that pinched pecker, your truck tires are too big.
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« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2018, 04:51:47 AM »
Quote from: DUmpsterDiver on May 01, 2018, 07:10:58 PM
Most of the DUmmies are only potty trained to know if you have a seat that pinched pecker, your truck tires are too big.

DUmmie women need a reason to sue McDonald's...
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Re: primitives discuss commodes
« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2018, 08:22:12 AM »
I have a picture of obama in one toilet and hilliary in the other. it adds a whole new meaning to relieving ones self :-)
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« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2018, 12:21:58 PM »
CC Press is back!

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Re: primitives discuss commodes
« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2018, 03:53:45 PM »
Quote from: GOP Congress on May 03, 2018, 12:21:58 PM
CC Press is back!

Damn.

I cannot tell you how good that is.

It's awesome, and oh so appropriate.
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