That is what I meant to say sir.
Yeah, it's a pain, having to be v-e-r-y careful about how one words things, in case the primitives get all indignant and upset about it.
And I dislike it more than anybody else, having to be careful because the primitives are so stupid, not understanding nuances and irony and humor.
The primitives think we're out to get them, to cause them problems, to do them harm.
Nothing could possibly be further from the truth; the DUmpster does not pick on primitives; the DUmpster merely reports the comments and activities of the primitives, nothing more than that.
We
report.
Just like any other news-gathering agency, we
report the news; we don't create it.
The primitives create the news, after which we merely report it.
Okay, I've repeated myself many times here--the hope being that the "message" finally at long last penetrates the thick skulls of the primitives.
The primitives
create the news; we merely
report their news.