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Offline AzJames73

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My humor I just love my trump TEB
« on: January 01, 2018, 10:32:18 AM »
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My humor I just love my trump
Brother and his new wife and her sister just stopped around. Wish us a happy new year. His sister in law loves her trump, so I’m sitting at table and my brother goes your really quiet. Now reason is it’s depakote and Paxil I’m amazed I never knew I was bi polar. But I’ve noticed a big difference in mind not racing. But I never mentioned it to my youngest brother.

But when he asked me your quiet I said just thinking as his sister in law drinking wine talking about her trump. I said I’m wishing I could have a accidental discharge at moment he just looked at me it went over the ladies heads. But he knew what I meant in army you know maybe accidentally discharge your m-60 machine gun. He just glared at me I drank my coffee got to have sense humor.

That explains your incoherent drivel.

You wish an accidental discharge on your own brother ? Man, you're pathetic.
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Re: My humor I just love my trump TEB
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2018, 10:38:26 AM »
As long as the round went through TEB's so-called brain and didn't hit anyone else, I'd be cool with it.
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Re: My humor I just love my trump TEB
« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2018, 11:02:20 AM »
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6. Friend I see your a grown up as me

I’m 51 years old with maturity level of a 12 year old according to my wife. The boys are more mature than me she says congratulations boys she says.

A 5 year old has better grammar than you as well.
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Re: My humor I just love my trump TEB
« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2018, 11:08:53 AM »
Quote from: AzJames73 on January 01, 2018, 10:32:18 AM
That explains your incoherent drivel.

You wish an accidental discharge on your own brother ? Man, you're pathetic.

what? all that and not even a mention of 'the boog' running wild under the table and taking a dump on the floor?
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Re: My humor I just love my trump TEB
« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2018, 12:02:47 PM »
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I’m 51 years old with maturity level of a 12 year old according to my wife.

Yeah, and the IQ of a clam. I bet your parents think of you as a accidental discharge as well. You are the poster boy for really late term abortion.  :mental: :bird: :loser:
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Re: My humor I just love my trump TEB
« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2018, 12:07:48 PM »
Quote from: Old n Grumpy on January 01, 2018, 12:02:47 PM
Yeah, and the IQ of a clam. I bet your parents think of you as a accidental discharge as well. You are the poster boy for really late term abortion.  :mental: :bird: :loser:

The best parts of him ran down his mother's legs . . . :whistling:
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Re: My humor I just love my trump TEB
« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2018, 12:18:40 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on January 01, 2018, 12:07:48 PM
The best parts of him ran down his mother's legs . . . :whistling:

Sounds like the best part of him ran down the crack of his mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress...
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Re: My humor I just love my trump TEB
« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2018, 12:19:22 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on January 01, 2018, 12:07:48 PM
The best parts of him ran down his mother's legs . . . :whistling:

.......and stained the bus seat.
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Re: My humor I just love my trump TEB
« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2018, 03:19:58 PM »
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... I said I’m wishing I could have a accidental discharge at moment he just looked at me it went over the ladies heads. ...

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... I’m 51 years old with maturity level of a 12 year old according to my wife. ...

 :o Clearly, her estimate is high. :o
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Re: My humor I just love my trump TEB
« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2018, 04:13:03 PM »
Quote from: Old n Grumpy on January 01, 2018, 12:02:47 PM
Yeah, and the IQ of a clam. I bet your parents think of you as a accidental discharge as well. You are the poster boy for really late term abortion.  :mental: :bird: :loser:

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Re: My humor I just love my trump TEB
« Reply #10 on: January 01, 2018, 07:05:50 PM »
It appears that the Boog has taken the leash off of TEB. TEB running wild through the community, not good but the mil leaving so fine.   :drool:
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