Are_Grits_Groceries is an asshole. Plans to ruin Christmas dinner.

[Mr Mannn]

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029914388

Are_grits_groceries (16,880 posts)

My Christmas plans
I have been asked to Xmas dinner w/lot of Trumpkin relatives.

If I go, I will ask to say the blessing& deliver a ‘come to Jesus’message.

Then I will upend the entire table on them. Merry Effing Xmas.

Frankly I don't believe he has the courage to do this. But just printing this out is asinine. Grits, if you are reading this I stand by my words: you're an asshole.

[DumbAss Tanker]

Yeah, it's just big talk.  I'm sure the idiot will at some point make it awkward and require some larger person to try and make peace, but I doubt anything remotely like this will happen.  Well, unless the family is eating off a sheet of plywood on two sawhorses, and Grits trips while diving for the gravy...

[franksolich]

Yeah, it's just big talk.

This is a frail elderly woman, circa 70 or more years old, who lives down south somewhere, and obviously she lives off the charity of others, including possibly these relatives taking her in for a holiday meal, as she's had constant fund-drives to raise money for automotive repairs and to keep two really old and ill cats alive.

Yeah, it's just big talk.

[Mr Mannn]

Grits is an old chick?!! Sounds like she has drug induced dementia/brain damage.

[FunkyZero]

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029914388

Frankly I don't believe he has the courage to do this. But just printing this out is asinine. Grits, if you are reading this I stand by my words: you're an asshole.

Response to Are_grits_groceries (Original post)Sat Dec 2, 2017, 06:12 AM
Star Member uponit7771 (44,324 posts)
3. please record vid and post on youtube for all to see

yes, please do. seeing said DUmpass get a mudhole stomped in it's ass would be the greatest Christmas present anyone could give us.

[DumbAss Tanker]

This is a frail elderly woman, circa 70 or more years old

I was thinking she was just a daffy old bat, but couldn't remember for sure.

[BattleHymn]

That's a good way to get your teeth pushed back into your spinal cord. 

DO IT!!!!

[Old n Grumpy]

Wow, you are ful of liberal / progressive love.

You need to visit a proctologist and get the bug up your ass removed. Life may look a little better then.

[Old n Grumpy]

kydo (2,333 posts)
4. No tree, no lights, no decorations, no gifts

Well only gifts to dem family and friends bought at  dem dollar stores. The only thing I am going to put up is a "Resist" sign and maybe a "Happy Holidays" Or maybe a "Resist Happy Holidays, Be Miserable" which will probably turn into "Happy Winter Solstice" sign instead. Then get some cameras as some dumb racist/antifa supporters will trash or steal it, because they are dumb and mean. I plan on pressing charges when they do.

This guy is on some really strong meds, or maybe he is thermo nuclear stupid.

[I_B_Perky]

This is a frail elderly woman, circa 70 or more years old, who lives down south somewhere, and obviously she lives off the charity of others, including possibly these relatives taking her in for a holiday meal, as she's had constant fund-drives to raise money for automotive repairs and to keep two really old and ill cats alive.

Yeah, it's just big talk.

Key words here are "down south".  The family will roll their eyes, say "Bless your little heart", take care of grandma or great auntie whichever is the case, and quietly tell everyone else that she is suffering from dementia. Which she is.

I'm sure this scenario will play out at many households this year. 

Now for younger folk... not so much.  They are more than likely to piss their family off or just not show up.

The thing that gets me about all this is why?  What is the point?  Family is all one has so why piss them off at the holiday dinner?   

[SVPete]

Sounds like a trollportunity to necro this thread on 12/26 to ask her how the relatives responded.

[Ptarmigan]

Are_grits_groceries (16,880 posts)

My Christmas plans
I have been asked to Xmas dinner w/lot of Trumpkin relatives.

If I go, I will ask to say the blessing& deliver a ‘come to Jesus’message.

Then I will upend the entire table on them. Merry Effing Xmas.

Sucks to be a pinko.

[dixierose]

Key words here are "down south".  The family will roll their eyes, say "Bless your little heart", take care of grandma or great auntie whichever is the case, and quietly tell everyone else that she is suffering from dementia. Which she is.

I'm sure this scenario will play out at many households this year. 

Now for younger folk... not so much.  They are more than likely to piss their family off or just not show up.

The thing that gets me about all this is why?  What is the point?  Family is all one has so why piss them off at the holiday dinner?   

I have had quite a few holiday dinners with family (I'm not a spring chicken you know...LOL); and we've YET to discuss politics while together. I honestly don't know how (or IF) most of my family votes. We discuss football and what's been happening in the past year.

[Movie buff- The Sequel]

This guy is on some really strong meds, or maybe he is thermo nuclear stupid.

Some thoughts on this guy based purely on what he wrote in this one post:
1. He's a miserable, hateful, mean- spirited sack of crap.
2. He's the sort of special kind of douchey that he loves deliberately offending people not for the sake of getting a valid point across, but purely for the sake of deliberately offending people to get attention.
3. He's a complete bigot, as he's only getting gifts for fellow Dems.
4. He is phenomenally stupid, as evidenced by the facts that a) He equates stealing a controversial sign with no racial elements to it as being the work of "Racists," and b) He believes the Antifa supporters would do this. News flash, DUmmy: Antifa are 100% on YOUR side! Antifa would be more likely to cheer on your stupid signs and instead vandalize or steal a neighbor's signs that say "Merry Christmas" or "Jesus is the Reason for the Season."

[BadCat]

I have had quite a few holiday dinners with family (I'm not a spring chicken you know...LOL); and we've YET to discuss politics while together. I honestly don't know how (or IF) most of my family votes. We discuss football and what's been happening in the past year.

My immediate family all voted for the criminal cow.
I just laugh at them.

[FunkyZero]

My immediate family all voted for the criminal cow.
I just laugh at them.

That would be horrible. I feel for ya man.
My immediate family are all strictly conservative... and none of us really like Trump outside of his shenanigans. He's accomplished about exactly what we predicted so far. Above all, his ability to troll the left and his media puppets has been worth the vote over and over and over again.
We are having the time of our lives watching this every day.
Can't say the same for ALL of my family, however. There's a bunch of old democrat types who just stay attached to that party because .. well, because they always have. We just avoid the topic altogether and laugh and nod if it just so happens to come up on occasion.