I couldn't get past this paragraph:
I throw a lot of parties and take precautions to make sure no one's consent is violated. I take a look at people's friend's lists and choose folks off of that. I tell them my parties are consent oriented and will their friend be a good fit. If I get one person saying no, I investigate why. If I get two people who say no, you are legally not allowed on my property. Seriously, I tell people if they show up, it will be considered trespassing and the cops will be called.
She throws a LOT of these background check parties? Complete with investigations and threats of cops? The turnout must be huge. And if a coupla people at these imagined parties start making eyes at each other, is she going to barge between them, demanding if written consent was obtained before proceeding onto the flirtation? Did they initial the document and get it notarized? What if it's a harmless flirtation, like what I do? Clearly, her parties are a blast, and I am missing out.
Off to see the links to the pics, LOL.
ETA: I should have read on. That is just creepy and gross and disgusting.