"unblock" is off its meds

[Mary Ann]

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029773569

unblock (33,777 posts)

I had a wacky thought. Not a conspiracy theory, just an exercise in pure fiction:

Maybe someone can write a novel based on this wacky thought:

What if hillary actually won and they decided not to tell her?

Imagine all the media owners and republican leaders got together and said, damn, we lost again. But hey, we control the media and both houses of congress and key state positions, I think we can pull off the big con! So the media lies (first amendment!) and says Donnie won a few surprise states (ha!) and won.

On January 3, republicans in congress meet in secret (republicans only! Aw, did the democrats' invitations get lost in the mail?) and officially count the real electoral votes and record hillary as the new president and kaine as the new veep.

Then they meet with democrats for a fake session (they quietly do something technically wrong like fail to gavel-in) in which they trot out the fake electoral votes. They say Donnie's the new president (but it's nothing official because they're not really in session)

Now hillary is the real president but because she doesn't know it, she doesn't propose and laws, she doesn't sign any executive orders, etc.

Donnie isn't the real president, so he can't legally do anything official, that's why he just tweets, to distract us from the fact that he's not actually doing anything!

The executive orders that keep getting knocked down by the courts? Of course they know that! That's the whole idea! They know they don't have the power to actually do anything, so they sabotage their own executive orders so they aren't actually usurping presidential powers!

Oh, and gorsuch isn't really on the Supreme Court, but as we don't really see the inner workings there, we can't tell.

Ok, takes a lot of suspension of disbelief, and don't look too closely st the details, but hey, fun to think about. I've certainly seen worse script ideas turned into actual movies lol!

Poor unblock. Trump has really and truly driven him/her/it around the bend.

[VelvetElvis]

If that's what tumbles out when unblock unblocks, perhaps he/she/it/xhe/xhir should do us all a solid and reblock.

[SVPete]

Its medical MJ seller is adulterating the MJ with stupid weed.

[Carl]

Actually it is not far off the mark of "normal" DUmp thought processes.

[USA4ME]

unblock

I had a wacky thought.

That is the prologue for every primitive post.

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[FlaGator]

Call it "Liar in the High Castle".

[Old n Grumpy]

I had a wacky thought. Not a conspiracy theory, just an exercise in pure fiction:

HiLIARY got 3 million more popular votes than Trump. After the election there was an investigation and it was found that 15 million votes for HiLIARY were from dead people and illegal aliens. The new president had her arrested and she was sentenced to life in prison for election fraud and other crimes.

[FunkyZero]

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029773569

Poor unblock. Trump has really and truly driven him/her/it around the bend.

for those who care, have a look at #5

esponse to unblock (Original post)Tue Oct 31, 2017, 01:24 AM
bobbieinok (8,360 posts)
5. A Mike Malloy listener's theory about sElection 2000

Mike was still on late night at WLS in Chicago. He'd get calls from much of the country and was the audience leader in his bla bla bla

Do you suppose this is our mikem nutjob that keeps signing up all the fake accounts here? or is this mike malloy more popular among DUmpasses than I am aware?

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

There's unblock, then there's manual disimpaction.