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Offline AzJames73

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SonOfDonald tries a bouncy..... fails bigly
« on: October 05, 2017, 03:16:19 PM »
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I met a trumpanista today, and it didn't go well
Was just at Albertsons, I asked a girl if they had those trump troll dolls, she said they were all sold out and good luck finding one.

She then asked if I was a fan of dumpf, I said no, I want one to tie to the pair of blue silicone testicles hanging from the back bumper of my truck......

Ooooo did I get a look, I then asked where the air fresheners were, she says aisle 13, I said you know I was just in aisle 13, the one full of candy from end to end.

She turned and walked away.

I love it when a plan comes together.

I could have reported her to management I suppose, but her little dumpf dream is coming to an end soon enough, that's a gift that'll keep on giving.

And the look on her face when I described what I wanted the troll for?.

PRICELESS

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Dreamer Tatum (10,691 posts)
3. Not following your plan

You asked an employee if they had something, she asked you a question, and...what, exactly?

What made her a "trumpanista," exactly?

I'm recommending a revise and resumbit before you even mare it to "Cool Story Bro" status.

LOL !  :-)
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Re: SonOfDonald tries a bouncy..... fails bigly
« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2017, 03:53:39 PM »
What did I just read???
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Re: SonOfDonald tries a bouncy..... fails bigly
« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2017, 04:00:46 PM »
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I met a trumpanista today, and it didn't go well I acted like a total liberal ass hole
Was just at Albertsons, I asked a girl if they had those trump troll dolls, she said they were all sold out and good luck finding one.

She then asked if I was a fan of dumpf, I said no, I want one to tie to the pair of blue silicone testicles hanging from the back bumper of my truck......I got the blue silicone ones because I am a liberal ***** and don't have any of my own.

Ooooo did I get a look, I then asked where the air fresheners were, she says aisle 13, I said you know I was just in aisle 13, the one full of candy from end to end.How cool was that statement!!

She turned and walked away. She realized I as a miserable prick, trying to push my misery onto others

I love it when a plan comes together. Unfortunately this one was a total fail.

I could have reported her to management I suppose, but her little dumpf dream is coming to an end soon enough, that's a gift that'll keep on giving. I didn't report her becaues I realized I was being a total ass

And the look on her face when I described what I wanted the troll for?. She knew I was retarded

PRICELESS
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Re: SonOfDonald tries a bouncy..... fails bigly
« Reply #3 on: October 05, 2017, 04:11:03 PM »
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I met a trumpanista today, and it didn't go well
Was just at Albertsons, I asked a girl if they had those trump troll dolls, she said they were all sold out and good luck finding one.

I'm having trouble believing anything resembling this story happened because Albertson's is a grocery store. Am I less than well informed about the range of what Albertson's carries?
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Re: SonOfDonald tries a bouncy..... fails bigly
« Reply #4 on: October 05, 2017, 05:15:03 PM »
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33. What I do is I have these LG headphones, earbuds on wires and i put them in and

pretend to be on the phone, and sometimes I am of course, and I carry on a conversation in the grocery store as if I am on the phone about what a no good lying traitor trump and his team are.

It gets a little louder or quieter depending on the physical size of the deplorable I am next to because some of them have no sense of humor

I think this is the guy with "I am a jerk off" tattooed on his forehead. :loser: :loser:

If you look up pathetic his picture is there. :thatsright:
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« Reply #5 on: October 05, 2017, 10:31:13 PM »
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33. What I do is I have these LG headphones, earbuds on wires and i put them in and

pretend to be on the phone, and sometimes I am of course, and I carry on a conversation in the grocery store as if I am on the phone about what a no good lying traitor trump and his team are.

It gets a little louder or quieter depending on the physical size of the deplorable I am next to because some of them have no sense of humor

Seriously, WTF is wrong with these people??
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Re: SonOfDonald tries a bouncy..... fails bigly
« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2017, 07:33:15 AM »
Either WaterBoy is trying for a 72-hour commitment, is hated by every store in town, or is totally making this @#$% up. All three are plausible, but I'll go with the last of the three based on, "DUmmies lie ...". Has WaterBoy ever placed in DOTY? Or is he insufficiently entertaining along with his obnoxiousness?
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Re: SonOfDonald tries a bouncy..... fails bigly
« Reply #7 on: October 06, 2017, 07:46:37 AM »
Quote from: SVPete on October 06, 2017, 07:33:15 AM
Either WaterBoy is trying for a 72-hour commitment, is hated by every store in town, or is totally making this @#$% up. All three are plausible, but I'll go with the last of the three based on, "DUmmies lie ...". Has WaterBoy ever placed in DOTY? Or is he insufficiently entertaining along with his obnoxiousness?

He's always been insane, but he's a lot worse as of late.
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Re: SonOfDonald tries a bouncy..... fails bigly
« Reply #8 on: October 06, 2017, 08:36:36 AM »
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I met a trumpanista today, and it didn't go well
Was just at Albertsons, I asked a girl if they had those trump troll dolls, she said they were all sold out and good luck finding one.

She then asked if I was a fan of dumpf, I said no, I want one to tie to the pair of blue silicone testicles hanging from the back bumper of my truck......
+1  :stoner: for the truck nutz reference.
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Re: SonOfDonald tries a bouncy..... fails bigly
« Reply #9 on: October 06, 2017, 10:03:54 AM »
Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on October 06, 2017, 08:36:36 AM
+1  :stoner: for the truck nutz reference.

Based on the quality of the :bouncy: the truck nutz should be lavender.
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Re: SonOfDonald tries a bouncy..... fails bigly
« Reply #10 on: October 06, 2017, 01:34:19 PM »
Quote from: SVPete on October 06, 2017, 10:03:54 AM
Based on the quality of the :bouncy: the truck nutz should be lavender.

Or rainbow . . .
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Re: SonOfDonald tries a bouncy..... fails bigly
« Reply #11 on: October 06, 2017, 01:58:15 PM »
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I met a normal person today, and it didn't go well
Was just at Albertsons, I asked a non-gender-specific person if they had those trump troll dolls, xe said they were all sold out and good luck finding one.

Then I was just a complete asshole to this stranger for no reason whatsoever.

The end.
There, DUmmie.  That's actually a better bouncy than yours.
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