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(lame) bouncy time - denbot picking on them Waco, TX rednecks
« on: October 02, 2017, 05:20:15 PM »
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Just had a little exchange with some rednecks, here in Waco TX

Stopped for lunch, found out Tom Petty passed, and just to round out my day there was 4 red necks at the counter talking shit.

Some bald ****er about my age said something to the effect "Those liberals are to dumb to see how gun control doesn't work in Chicago." I'm sitting in a booth behind them ( At a Waco truck stop Denny's) and repeated what I shouted at Saunders on my radio 15 minutes earlier.
Gun control doesn't matter if you can drive 10 minutes from the South Side and buy anything you want in Indiana". I then nodded to the TV running Faux News and said in an angry quavering voice "you can thank the NRA and their asshole supporters for that pile of bodies in Las Vegas".

The guys stared at me for a moment, and turned back towards TV and started using their inside voices.

I think they sensed I have no more ****s to give today.

I think they sensed that you're a Grade A lunatic and wondered which of them was going to have to draw on you first. 

"...angry, quavering voice"  :rotf:

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1. This is what it is gonna take.

I cant control myself anymore either.

I purposely start talking with my headphones on as if I am in a phone conversation about the traitor in the WH and so on just so others can hear me.

Yes!  Got out there and GET IN PEOPLES' FACES!!!   :popcorn:

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4. I have generally found speaking up, even if its rednecks, ect.

They tend to gulp. I rarely get push back for my opinions.

Just like in my blue collar town driving around with my Resist Bumper Sticker and one of Putin as puppetmaster to Trump, I never get bothered by anyone

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5. Exactly. Plus not a one of those paranoid gun-humpers have ever been to South Chicago either.

They just say that crap because they are ignorant, gun loving, white wingers that are scared to death and need a gun or two strapped to their body to go out the front door.

Hoyt is that guy who always talks big but pisses his pants when real danger is nearby.





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Re: (lame) bouncy time - denbot picking on them Waco, TX rednecks
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2017, 05:41:52 PM »
Worthless bouncy.  Especially with now contradictory reports that Mr. Petty actually passed away.
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Re: (lame) bouncy time - denbot picking on them Waco, TX rednecks
« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2017, 06:17:40 PM »
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1. This is what it is gonna take.

I cant control myself anymore either.

I purposely start talking with my headphones on as if I am in a phone conversation about the traitor in the WH and so on just so others can hear me.

I'd really like to be there when someone you offended rips off your head and shits down your neck. :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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Re: (lame) bouncy time - denbot picking on them Waco, TX rednecks
« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2017, 08:53:37 PM »
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4. I have generally found speaking up, even if its rednecks, ect.

They tend to gulp. I rarely get push back for my opinions.

Just like in my blue collar town driving around with my Resist Bumper Sticker and one of Putin as puppetmaster to Trump, I never get bothered by anyone

Ect??  HAHAHAHAHAHA!

WTF is ec tetera

How about et cetera ya cretin.

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Re: (lame) bouncy time - denbot picking on them Waco, TX rednecks
« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2017, 11:24:23 PM »
Saw this lame story over at CU also. Man, this is a bad one. I've had better monologues while sitting on the can.

These bouncies are so eady to spot. So four "rednecks" were "talking shit". Naturally our brave leftists had an amazing statement or quip that left them speechless. Rinse and repeat. 

Think about how daily human interactions go. Hell, we're a society that can completely tune out a crazy person yelling nonsense on a street corner. It's just how we're wired. We as a species just want to get our shit done and move the hell on. Yet these "brave" leftist twats always seem to be in the thick of it. Leaving us poor witless conservatives in the dust at every confrontation. 

Bull....shit. Chances are they did actually stop for lunch. Maybe there were four locals giving their two cents. Then, after our hero finished lunch he/she/it got back into their car and rehashed and rehearsed the whole story until they felt it was good enough to pos

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Re: (lame) bouncy time - denbot picking on them Waco, TX rednecks
« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2017, 05:36:21 AM »
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Just had a little exchange with some rednecks, here in Waco TX

Stopped for lunch, found out Tom Petty passed, and just to round out my day there was 4 red necks at the counter talking shit.

Some bald ****er about my age said something to the effect "Those liberals are to dumb to see how gun control doesn't work in Chicago." I'm sitting in a booth behind them ( At a Waco truck stop Denny's) and repeated what I shouted at Saunders on my radio 15 minutes earlier.
Gun control doesn't matter if you can drive 10 minutes from the South Side and buy anything you want in Indiana". I then nodded to the TV running Faux News and said in an angry quavering voice "you can thank the NRA and their asshole supporters for that pile of bodies in Las Vegas".

The guys stared at me for a moment, and turned back towards TV and started using their inside voices.

I think they sensed I have no more ****s to give today.

The DUmmie inadvertently dropped some truth into its made-up story. Gun control really doesn't matter if guns exist anywhere because the bad guys will not follow the laws. Gun control really doesn't matter even if guns (and the knowledge to make them) cease to exist anywhere because the bad guys will either use knives, automobile, or other tools at hand.
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Re: (lame) bouncy time - denbot picking on them Waco, TX rednecks
« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2017, 05:57:32 AM »
Yeah, they're so quick witted and sure of the facts they had chase their pro-2A members into the Gungeon because those guys kept ruining their time playing in the blood puddles.

Lying posers.
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Re: (lame) bouncy time - denbot picking on them Waco, TX rednecks
« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2017, 07:52:08 AM »
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Just had a little exchange with some rednecks, here in Waco TX

Stopped for lunch, found out Tom Petty passed, and just to round out my day there was 4 red necks at the counter talking shit.

Some bald ****er about my age said something to the effect "Those liberals are to dumb to see how gun control doesn't work in Chicago." I'm sitting in a booth behind them ( At a Waco truck stop Denny's) and repeated what I shouted at Saunders on my radio 15 minutes earlier.
Those rednecks are so dumb they used the wrong version of "too" when talking to each other. Stoopid rednecks.
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Re: (lame) bouncy time - denbot picking on them Waco, TX rednecks
« Reply #8 on: October 03, 2017, 08:36:57 AM »
If these DUmb asses ever got their wish of a total ban, and it actually WORKED (which would/could never happen in the real world), we would be down to the 'Sharp pointy stick' debates.

Violence will find a way.  It always does. 

Think about that DUmmies.

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