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Another example of just how stewped DUmmies are
« on: September 30, 2017, 05:07:03 AM »
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I have racked my brain all day and I still can't think of an island

that is not "surrounded by water".

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Re: Another example of just how stewped DUmmies are
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2017, 06:02:29 AM »
The guy was probably vaguely and weakly attempting to mock something Trump said. Trump's point, if I'm correct,would have been that supplies and people could not reach Puerto Rico by railroads and Interstate highways. Trains and ships both have large capacities, but trains are 2X or 3X the speed. Planes are much faster, but whether supplies come by plane or ship,those require air or sea ports to unload, trucks and truckers to transport the stuff, drivers, and clear roads.

DU-folk are so desperate for Maria to be Trump's Katrina moment - and disappointed that Harvey and Irma were not - that they want to believe relieving Puerto Rico should be slightly less quick and easy than a trip to Walmart.
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Re: Another example of just how stewped DUmmies are
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2017, 06:17:24 AM »
You misspelled stoopud, you mohran!
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Re: Another example of just how stewped DUmmies are
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2017, 06:39:44 AM »
I'm still online-searching for the Navy 'corpses' who were attending obama's Annapolis-speech. 

DU-folk are so desperate for Maria to be Trump's Katrina moment - and disappointed that Harvey and Irma were not - that they want to believe relieving Puerto Rico should be slightly less quick and easy than a trip to Walmart.

Yeah.  It's like half the spew was already written ahead of time, then deleted as the other hurricane-recoveries are proceeding without major gaffes.  Restore Saved Content

Maria's isn't a major gaffe either.  It's monumentally Herculian if you think about it.  Minimal death.  Construction-machinery and tree-removal equipment arriving that rivals the building of the Panama Canal.  It'll surpass the Canal as  the Army Corps Of Engineers' crowning achievement, I think.


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Re: Another example of just how stewped DUmmies are
« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2017, 08:38:52 AM »
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Response to Atticus (Original post)Sat Sep 30, 2017, 12:52 AM
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17. But the difference, Atticus...

Is that when you woke up this morning, you already knew that Puerto Rico was an island.

You didn't need someone to explain that to you as if you were a five year old.

According to the primitives, Trump doesn't know that Puerto Ricans are citizens and now we find out he doesn't even know what an island is.

He still schlonged Hillary in a historic landslide.
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Re: Another example of just how stewped DUmmies are
« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2017, 09:07:46 AM »
According to the primitives, Trump doesn't know that Puerto Ricans are citizens and now we find out he doesn't even know what an island is.

He still schlonged Hillary in a historic landslide.

Yup.  Apparently DUmmies don't know that about half of all Puerto Ricans live in New York.  Guess they missed West Side Story when they were young. (or perhaps it is just age induced memory loss) 

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Re: Another example of just how stewped DUmmies are
« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2017, 09:45:00 AM »
They're so smart they don't even know the difference between 'rack' and 'wrack'.

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Re: Another example of just how stewped DUmmies are
« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2017, 10:35:30 AM »
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I have racked my brain all day and I still can't think of an island

that is not "surrounded by water".

That must have been pretty painful. :bird:
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Re: Another example of just how stewped DUmmies are
« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2017, 12:27:58 PM »
That must have been pretty painful. :bird:

Nah...

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Re: Another example of just how stewped DUmmies are
« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2017, 01:18:35 AM »
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I have racked my brain all day and I still can't think of an island

that is not "surrounded by water".

Hey DUmbass....ever heard of Rhode Island you idiot?
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Re: Another example of just how stewped DUmmies are
« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2017, 06:37:56 AM »
    Atticus (2,637 posts)

    I have racked my brain all day and I still can't think of an island

    that is not "surrounded by water".



You 'racked' your brain...  like on a billiard-table?  Or on a closet-hanger? 

I mean let's take every sentence-fragment you utter 100% literally.  No metaphors. No slang.  No illusory entendres.  No exaggerations to make point.  No sarcasm.  No traditional colloquialisms.

It's biologically impossible for you to surgically-detach your brain from your body and rack it on a pool-table or in a closet, without killing yourself.

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Re: Another example of just how stewped DUmmies are
« Reply #11 on: October 01, 2017, 07:54:05 AM »
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Re: Another example of just how stewped DUmmies are
« Reply #12 on: October 01, 2017, 08:35:55 AM »
Some people call it 'Racking their brain,' I prefer to just go with calling it 'Motorboating a pair of tits.'
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Re: Another example of just how stewped DUmmies are
« Reply #13 on: October 01, 2017, 05:00:00 PM »
Hey DUmbass....ever heard of Rhode Island you idiot?

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Re: Another example of just how stewped DUmmies are
« Reply #14 on: October 01, 2017, 05:55:01 PM »
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Re: Another example of just how stewped DUmmies are
« Reply #15 on: October 01, 2017, 07:38:24 PM »
Grand Island, NE
Good call.
The only water involved is the Platte river. GI is north of Hastings and quite a bit SSW of Coach. :-)
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Re: Another example of just how stewped DUmmies are
« Reply #16 on: October 01, 2017, 08:17:41 PM »
>an island that is not "surrounded by water".

Rule number 1, do not fock with the rock that never cries.

Rule number 2, An island never dies.

Ifen you don't get it yet, ESAD you ignorant leftist scum.

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Re: Another example of just how stewped DUmmies are
« Reply #17 on: October 01, 2017, 11:26:34 PM »
Long Island and Hunters Island, Kansas
Monkey.Island, Okla.

I'm quite sure there are scores more.
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