I'm guessing most of those primitives weighing in actually had frozen chicken nuggets fresh from the microwave.
Uh huh.
That's why this mockery of their pretensions.
The biggest giveaway is Ms. Vanderbilt-Astor herself; if one's to believe her, one's to believe she spends every day, seven days a week, in her kitchen from 1:00 p.m. to 9:00 p.m. fixing the meals she describes.
That's possible, I suppose--it's only 8 hours in a 24-hour day--but remember she teaches too, and allegedly does a few other things, including hanging around the primitives.....roaming the aisles of the grocery store. So while it's possible, it's just not likely.
And this is mockery of their pretentions in another sense; primitives who live in blue places suppose there's nothing, nothing at all, out here in what's
terra incognito to them, red areas, whereas in fact we have some things that would beat to Hell similar things in blue areas.....including diverse, native-run small-town restaurants.