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Offline CC27

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As a simple person, I am bound to a simple theory
« on: September 11, 2017, 08:59:15 AM »
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As a simple person, I am bound to a simple theory


on why Trump got elected.

The reason? He made it acceptable, and maybe even righteous, to be a ****ing asshole.

That's it...nothing more complicated than that.

He unleashed something that has been inside many Americans for years, just dying to be let loose.

Trump isn't our problem. Our problem is a certain population of sick ****ers who we never knew were sick. Well, maybe we thought they had a cold when in fact they had a new strain of incurable, fatal airborne gonorrhea.

This is why I have no qualms in cutting Trumpsters out of my life completely. Family included.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029581647

Cool story bro to get DUmmie street cred.
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Re: As a simple person, I am bound to a simple theory
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2017, 09:11:34 AM »
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As a simple person, I am bound to a simple theory


on why Trump got elected.

The reason? He made it acceptable, and maybe even righteous, to be a ****ing asshole.

That's it...nothing more complicated than that.
My theory is less complicated, Hillary was a horrible candidate.
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Re: As a simple person, I am bound to a simple theory
« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2017, 09:17:20 AM »
Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on September 11, 2017, 09:11:34 AM
My theory is less complicated, Hillary was a horrible candidate.

Yup, but they'll never accept that fact
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Re: As a simple person, I am bound to a simple theory
« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2017, 09:37:02 AM »
The DUmmy is using one of the alternate definitions of simple.

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inconsequential or rudimentary.

unlearned; ignorant.

lacking mental acuteness or sense:
a simple way of thinking.

unsophisticated; naive; credulous.

simpleminded.
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Re: As a simple person, I am bound to a simple theory
« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2017, 10:12:01 AM »
Well, it's better than most of their other theories.  Still stupid, though.
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Re: As a simple person, I am bound to a simple theory
« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2017, 11:20:12 AM »
Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on September 11, 2017, 09:11:34 AM
My theory is less complicated, Hillary was a horrible candidate.

She reminded many of the ex-wife.   :tumbleweed:
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Re: As a simple person, I am bound to a simple theory
« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2017, 11:27:00 AM »
Quote from: zeitgeist on September 11, 2017, 11:20:12 AM
She reminded many of the ex-wife.   :tumbleweed:

Many who don't even have ex-wives! :whistling:
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Re: As a simple person, I am bound to a simple theory
« Reply #7 on: September 11, 2017, 11:31:01 AM »
I hope LPC Noob "LuckyCharms" holds to that simpleton theory firmly, and brings fellow Ds to his/her view.
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Re: As a simple person, I am bound to a simple theory
« Reply #8 on: September 11, 2017, 01:58:43 PM »
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This is why I have no qualms in cutting Trumpsters out of my life completely. Family included.

Quote from: SVPete on September 11, 2017, 11:31:01 AM
I hope LPC Noob "LuckyCharms" holds to that simpleton theory firmly, and brings fellow Ds to his/her view.

I'm sure that its family will be the better for it if it does.
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Re: As a simple person, I am bound to a simple theory
« Reply #9 on: September 11, 2017, 04:09:35 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on September 11, 2017, 11:27:00 AM
Many who don't even have ex-wives! :whistling:

I'd gladly take my ex wife than Hillary!
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Re: As a simple person, I am bound to a simple theory
« Reply #10 on: September 12, 2017, 12:17:53 PM »
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Re: As a simple person, I am bound to a simple theory
« Reply #11 on: September 12, 2017, 12:20:50 PM »
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As a simple person, I am bound to a simple theory


on why Trump got elected.

The reason? He made it acceptable, and maybe even righteous, to be a ****ing asshole.

So, the people who demanded gay marriage are suddenly repulsed by the idea of ****ing assholes.
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