I'm not really up to it, but if there's enough of a demand, to satisfy my very good friend and fellow Sandhillsian dutch508, I'm willing to try to write a new one.
The problem is, this time it'll have to be non-illustrated, as I can't get my photobucket account to work--and am no longer interested in getting it to work--so one would have to "picture" Jugs and her accoutrements in their imaginations rather than in their eyes.