The correct word is "past," for one thing!
Next: what precisely would "Star Member Night Watcher" have done to stop the pardon, if he had NOT been watching the storm? Used his super-powers to scan and explode the president's brain? 
1. healing white light
2. ninja lawyers
3. ghost chickens
4. cinderblocks and chicken wire
5. 24 business hours
6. get the witches down in the DU gutter to cast another spell, since it worked so well in the past...uhh passed
7. start a hashtag, because #bringbackourgirls was such a resounding success
8. throw a tantrum
9. make another rage thread on DU
10. profanity that would make a drunken sailor blush