Dummies await their nuclear DOOM. (Trump won, DU makes plans to die)

[Mr Mannn]

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029444901

niyad (58,217 posts)

in anticipation of the coming extinction, I just want to thank all you lovely du'ers for
helping keep what little has been left of my sanity. it has been nice sharing a bit of our world together.

Star Member hlthe2b (56,541 posts)
2. May everyone have a precious pup (or kitty) to cuddle up with in the coming traumatic days,

weeks, months or whatever comes. Best way I know to keep stress levels down.

Still In Wisconsin (2,329 posts)
16. We're keeping our kids home, tending our garden, and trying to enjoy these last days.

When the end comes, I pray that it is quick and as painless as possible.

niyad (58,217 posts)
18. I plan to have a glass of wine in one hand, and my kitteh curled in my other arm.

Still In Wisconsin (2,329 posts)
39. When the time comes, I'll go out on my own terms.

Not planning on hanging around long once the Chinese missiles are incoming.

In_The_Wind (69,550 posts)
32. Still keeping the bird feeders filled and deadheading my blooming plants.

I intend to go out happy when the time comes.

Oh, and I'm wearing favorite new clothes I was saving.

AlexSFCA (498 posts)
46. the side effect of it all

for me is that I now really value every single day so much more as we truly do not know how much time we got left. If we do go extinct, I prefer it to be quick and painless. Humans are overrated after all. The more developed we are the more capable of self and mass destruction we become. The top of the predators chain (or are we more like prasites). We have overpopulated the Earth that the only way forward is extinction, we are the virus of the universe. We deserve every single thing and more that is happening to us.

Star Member SCVDem (2,788 posts)
47. We all are the enablers.

By not putting millions of people in the streets everyday, nothing will change.

We could learn from the fall of the wall, the Soviet Union, Poland and Solidarity among others.

Signing online petitions changes nothing. Since we are in fear I suggest we remove Dumps safety net!

We all fry together!

Seriously guys and gals...why wait? go out now on your own terms. That would really teach us Repukes a thing or two. we'll all be sorry then.

[67 Rover]

If only we had elected HiLIARy damn it!

Now I see the error of my ways.    Goodby cruel world or something.

[freedumb2003b]

Still In Wisconsin (2,329 posts)
16. We're keeping our kids home, tending our garden, and trying to enjoy these last days.

When the end comes, I pray that it is quick and as painless as possible.

I do not wish that on you.  On you I wish a slow and painful death for you after watching your family members, your puppies, your kittens, your soft pink bunny rabbit babies all die in agony.  Then I want to see pustules, painful rectal itch, gas, bloating, vomiting, skin sloughing off, wracking cough, blisters, eyes bleeding, ears stopped and in constant pain.  I eant everything to taste terrible to you and you only to keep down a thin gruel.  I want this to continue until everyone around you is gone and then, slowly and agonizingly, you schlep off to hell to join all the rest of your American and God-hating liberals.

Have a nice day!

PS: This Korea problem is all on obozo.  He let kim's junk is un get and keep his nukes.

[BannedFromDU]

     DUmmies: even if there isn't a nuclear war, you can still die by an almost unlimited number of other means. I suggest you try one, and if you fail to die, keep trying others until you succeed. Then we ALL win: you'll be right that were about to die, and the world will be spared your bullshit for eternity.

[67 Rover]

     DUmmies: even if there isn't a nuclear war, you can still die by an almost unlimited number of other means. I suggest you try one, and if you fail to die, keep trying others until you succeed. Then we ALL win: you'll be right that were about to die, and the world will be spared your bullshit for eternity.

If there is a Nuclear war I only hope it is early in the morning so I don't have to go to work that day for nothing.   

[DumbAss Tanker]

If there is a Nuclear war I only hope it is early in the morning so I don't have to go to work that day for nothing.   

By golly, I like the cut of your jib, young fellow!

 

[FlaGator]

Too bad most of them don't believe in God... there is something hotter than a nuclear explosion.

[I_B_Perky]

     DUmmies: even if there isn't a nuclear war, you can still die by an almost unlimited number of other means. I suggest you try one, and if you fail to die, keep trying others until you succeed. Then we ALL win: you'll be right that were about to die, and the world will be spared your bullshit for eternity.

Perhaps they could watch episodes of a 1000 ways to die for suggestions.   

[Delmar]

AlexSFCA (498 posts)
46. the side effect of it all

for me is that I now really value every single day so much more as we truly do not know how much time we got left. If we do go extinct, I prefer it to be quick and painless. Humans are overrated after all. The more developed we are the more capable of self and mass destruction we become. The top of the predators chain (or are we more like prasites). We have overpopulated the Earth that the only way forward is extinction, we are the virus of the universe. We deserve every single thing and more that is happening to us.

Speak for yourself, shitgibbon.

[USA4ME]

Don't forget to stock up on Hostess Twinkies, primitives. I hear that the roaches (your relatives, in a way) will trade them like cigarettes after the nuclear fallout.

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[freedumb2003b]

AlexSFCA (498 posts)
46. the side effect of it all

for me is that I now really value every single day so much more as we truly do not know how much time we got left. If we do go extinct, I prefer it to be quick and painless. Humans are overrated after all. The more developed we are the more capable of self and mass destruction we become. The top of the predators chain (or are we more like prasites). We have overpopulated the Earth that the only way forward is extinction, we are the virus of the universe. We deserve every single thing and more that is happening to us.

Hey allie -- you are a fluke of the universe. You have no right to be here:

You are a fluke of the universe. You have no right to be here.
Deteriorata. Deteriorata.

Go placidly amid the noise and waste,
And remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof.
Avoid quiet and passive persons, unless you are in need of sleep.
Rotate your tires.
Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself,
And heed well their advice, even though they be turkeys.
Know what to kiss, and when.
Consider that two wrongs never make a right, but that three do.
Wherever possible, put people on hold.
Be comforted that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment,
and despite the changing fortunes of time,
There is always a big future in computer maintenance.

Remember The Pueblo.
Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle, and mutilate.
Know yourself. If you need help, call the FBI.
Exercise caution in your daily affairs,
Especially with those persons closest to you -
That lemon on your left, for instance.
Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls
Would scarcely get your feet wet.
Fall not in love therefore. It will stick to your face.
Gracefully surrender the things of youth: birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan.
And let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
Hire people with hooks.
For a good time, call 606-4311. Ask for Ken.
Take heart in the bedeepening gloom
That your dog is finally getting enough cheese.
And reflect that whatever fortune may be your lot,
It could only be worse in Milwaukee.

You are a fluke of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not,
The universe is laughing behind your back.

Therefore, make peace with your god,
Whatever you perceive him to be - hairy thunderer, or cosmic muffin.
With all its hopes, dreams, promises, and urban renewal,
The world continues to deteriorate.
Give up!

[Movie buff- The Sequel]

AlexSFCA sounds like a typical brainless, psychotic 'Earth First' fanatic.

[SVPete]

AlexSFCA sounds like a typical brainless, psychotic 'Earth First' fanatic.

If "his" name means Alex SF CA, very possibly, and more besides.

[fatboy]

niyad (58,217 posts)

in anticipation of the coming extinction, I just want to thank all you lovely du'ers for
helping keep what little has been left of my sanity. it has been nice sharing a bit of our world together.

 

[SVPete]

niyad (58,217 posts)

in anticipation of the coming extinction, I just want to thank all you lovely du'ers for
helping keep what little has been left of my sanity. it has been nice sharing a bit of our world together.

Objection, your honor! Assumes multiple facts not in evidence!

[thundley4]

Still In Wisconsin (2,329 posts)
39. When the time comes, I'll go out on my own terms.

Not planning on hanging around long once the Chinese missiles are incoming.

This DUmmie sounds like he's going to live out some murderous fantasies if he believes the end is coming.

[SVPete]

This DUmmie sounds like he's going to live out some murderous fantasies if he believes the end is coming.

Either that or pigging out on cheeseburgers, mac-and-cheese, and ice cream. I'm inclined to think it would be the latter.

[DumbAss Tanker]

This DUmmie sounds like he's going to live out some murderous fantasies if he believes the end is coming.

Sounds more like suicide - a pre-emptive attack on him(?)self.  I say, why wait?

[SVPete]

Sounds more like suicide - a pre-emptive attack on him(?)self.  I say, why wait?

He's hoping for the Mueller-mas magic indictment that takes out Trump and makes Hilliary or Miss Nancy President?

[ADsOutburst]

Watch the left somehow try to take credit when no nuclear war happens.

[BlueStateSaint]

Sounds more like suicide - a pre-emptive attack on him(?)self.  I say, why wait?

I'm with you, DAT.  Do it now and beat the rush!