A vegan feminist cafe with SJW pricing. What could possibly go wrong with that business model? I will never know what the inside of such a place looks like, I fear, even if they bought my neighbor's house and set one up there (Of course they'd need a lot of cash to do that, because no financial institution within a hundred and fifty miles would take a flier on that one; I can't exclude the possibility that one of the megabanks in St. Louis or KC might take the hit for SJW points, though).