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Offline BadCat

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DUmmy dead pool
« on: August 02, 2017, 07:16:23 AM »
Since so many DUers are aged hippies and dying because Trump is President, let's have a dead pool.

Which DUer(s) will be worm food by this time next year?

I'm taking:

CalPig - she looks like she's been dead for 5 years already.
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Re: DUmmy dead pool
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2017, 07:37:28 AM »
oooo. I got TMN!

The best candidate to have a stroke for sure.  What do the rules say about prompting or encouraging?
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Re: DUmmy dead pool
« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2017, 07:49:00 AM »
Quote from: 67 Rover on August 02, 2017, 07:37:28 AM
oooo. I got TMN!

The best candidate to have a stroke for sure.  What do the rules say about prompting or encouraging?

Both tactics are favored.
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Re: DUmmy dead pool
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2017, 07:58:36 AM »
Expecting CalPig to die is like expecting jerky to rot.  And my money is on the eternally-terminal guy in Omaha outliving 75% of them.  A lot of them croaking would be generally a good thing for the economy, taxpayers, and society in general of course, the more the better. 
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Re: DUmmy dead pool
« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2017, 08:02:39 AM »
You can include that mikedicklicker dude.  If he keeps pestering us I will swat him myself.
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Re: DUmmy dead pool
« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2017, 08:13:12 AM »
LaydeeBug, TMN
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Re: DUmmy dead pool
« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2017, 08:14:03 AM »
Quote from: AzJames73 on August 02, 2017, 08:13:12 AM
LaydeeBug, TMN

For the bug, are you taking murder or suicide?
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Re: DUmmy dead pool
« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2017, 08:22:26 AM »
Quote from: BadCat on August 02, 2017, 08:14:03 AM
For the bug, are you taking murder or suicide?

Both.

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Re: DUmmy dead pool
« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2017, 08:29:49 AM »
Quote from: BadCat on August 02, 2017, 08:14:03 AM
For the bug, are you taking murder or suicide?

 Aneurysm..... or stroke.
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Re: DUmmy dead pool
« Reply #9 on: August 02, 2017, 08:33:04 AM »
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Re: DUmmy dead pool
« Reply #10 on: August 02, 2017, 08:42:21 AM »
IIRC, Buggee is in her late 30s or early 40s, so fork-and-spoon-control seems the most realistic avenue for her to push up daisies at such a young age.
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Re: DUmmy dead pool
« Reply #11 on: August 02, 2017, 08:42:57 AM »
Speaking of the big blob, the big guy in Bellevue, by random chance and accident I came across this yesterday:

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1294/what-happens-during-cremation

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What happens during cremation?

.....The body is placed in a special gas-fired oven and burned at a temperature of 1,600 degrees Fahrenheit. Typically a wooden coffin is used, which soon collapses, exposing the body directly to the flames. "The skin and hair at once scorch, char, and burn," Evans writes. "Occasionally there is swelling of the abdomen before the skin and abdominal muscles char and split. … Destruction of the soft tissues gradually exposes parts of the skeleton. The skull is soon devoid of covering," etc.....

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.....Forty-five minutes to an hour is generally sufficient to consume a body, though obese corpses may take 90 minutes or more. Once the ashes cool, they're crushed by a machine into three to four pounds of coarse white powder (more for big folks).....

You suppose it smells anything like bacon sizzling on a skillet?
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Re: DUmmy dead pool
« Reply #12 on: August 02, 2017, 08:45:24 AM »
Tobers' odor would probably be more like :stoner: . :rimshot:
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Re: DUmmy dead pool
« Reply #13 on: August 02, 2017, 09:02:54 AM »
Demtenjeep. No shit.

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Re: DUmmy dead pool
« Reply #14 on: August 02, 2017, 09:24:42 AM »
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Re: DUmmy dead pool
« Reply #15 on: August 02, 2017, 10:07:45 AM »
Quote from: Texacon on August 02, 2017, 09:02:54 AM
Demtenjeep. No shit.


     If only.
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Re: DUmmy dead pool
« Reply #16 on: August 02, 2017, 10:25:19 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on August 02, 2017, 07:58:36 AM
And my money is on the eternally-terminal guy in Omaha outliving 75% of them.

I've lost track.

Has the big blob, the big guy, lately commented he's terminal?

It seems to me he quit doing that some time ago, after he figured out it doesn't fly.
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Re: DUmmy dead pool
« Reply #17 on: August 02, 2017, 10:43:44 AM »

     However many perish in 2017, it won't be enough for me, or for the world.
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Re: DUmmy dead pool
« Reply #18 on: August 02, 2017, 10:54:19 AM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on August 02, 2017, 10:43:44 AM
     However many perish in 2017, it won't be enough for me, or for the world.

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