primitive tries a lame attempt at "Freeper Funnies"

[franksolich]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3802904

Oh my.

I always wondered why Skins's island never had the equivalent of P-J Comix's most-excellent DUmmie FUnnies, or the equivalent of our old home's Best/Worst of DU.

You know, like the Freeper Funnies or Best/Worst of CU.

It took me a while, but I finally understood; the primitives have no sense of humor.

Also, there's that little thing about my fellow alum Skins.....

Anyway, here's a lame attempt, but one suspects my fellow alum isn't going to let the primitives do much more than this.

MidwestTransplant  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Fri Aug-15-08 11:47 AM
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Freeper Funny of the day (so far)
   
Blaming Democrats (and Bush detractors) for the current US weakness in the eyes of the world:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2062394/posts?...

JoeIsOneOfUs  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Fri Aug-15-08 11:50 AM
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1. I hope you washed your hands before you came back in here!

Tangerine LaBamba  (1000+ posts) Fri Aug-15-08 11:51 AM
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2. Not a chance
   
I never click on any link to that place. I just know I'll catch something that will turn yellow and green and wet.

Greyskye  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Fri Aug-15-08 12:03 PM
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4. Don't type with your Willie and you should be OK.

Tangerine LaBamba  (1000+ posts) Fri Aug-15-08 12:05 PM
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5. But, but, but.........how will I type?

lpbk2713  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Fri Aug-15-08 11:54 AM
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3. Ooooh, it couldn't be that the reason behind our poor image in the eyes of the world ....
   
... is that THEY put an idiot and a corrupt band of thieves and liars in the White House, could it?

I suppose there will always be a few diehard Kool-Aid drinkers that we will have to set straight.

MadrasT  Donating Member  (512 posts) Fri Aug-15-08 12:21 PM
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6. They kill me.
   
They really do.

danagsk8  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Fri Aug-15-08 12:24 PM
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7. Are you kidding?
   
I just SHOWERED!

B Calm  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Fri Aug-15-08 12:35 PM
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8. They just think that they're the party of personal responsibility. . .

Contrary1  (1000+ posts) Fri Aug-15-08 12:45 PM
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9. Aw geez...don't make it necessary to go over there.
   
It is the Democrats fault that Bush is a laughingstock. And, you didn't know that? :eyes:

"It is difficult to express my anger at the democrats in this country at times like these. For eight years they have attacked our president, thus weakening our nation in the eyes of the world. At the beginning of the Bush presidency we were respected as the worlds only super power. Now, we have been marginalized by the “chicken” pecking that has been unceasing. That the security of our nation could have been weakened by those selfish, power hungry bastards is not in doubt."

And you're right. That one stands alone in the comedy category for today. (So far.)

Prag  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Fri Aug-15-08 12:49 PM
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10. If that one realized they'd just said things were better under a Dem president...their head would explode.

Alas, no mention of this place.  We're not in the big leagues yet.

But some day our day will come.

[USA4ME]

Libs trying to do a B/W forum is just impossible, it consistently falls flat.  I believe LU tried it, and it went nowhere.  NU had seperate forums of B/W when scott first started it, and the left side went flat.  All they did was complain about how the righty's were poking fun of them and couldn't deal with the issues, etc...  It was pointed out to them that there are some topics that there's no reason to discuss, which makes them topics of which the only thing left to do is laugh at the stupidity of the left.  Of course, they couldn't fathom that ever being the case, being the intelligensia and all.

Even some of the other lib sites like P4C (removed the B/W forum) and PI (Complicity Watch forum) have had or currently have forums dedicated to poking fun or otherwise complaining about DU.  But they aren't funny posts at all; just really, really angry posts.

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