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Offline Chris_

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Things that should NEVER be combined
« on: August 15, 2008, 12:40:55 AM »

Looks just delicious doesn't it?

MMMMMMM. Chocolate! YUM! Right?
NO!
That is Chocolate covered (I shit you not) BACON.
Now, I'm a country boy at heart and Bacon has been a big part of breakfast for me all my life, but, this is ****ing wrong.
Yeah, I have a good old fashioned sweet tooth and I LOVE me some chocolate.
But, Jesus! This is like combining Eminem and Johnny Cash.
Wrong! BAD! EVIL!!!
Oh, for you sickos that would actually eat this shit:
http://www.bookofjoe.com/2008/08/chocolate-cov-1.html
« Last Edit: August 15, 2008, 12:42:33 AM by Big Don »
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Re: Things that should NEVER be combined
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2008, 01:04:10 AM »
I saw this on TV in the last couple of weeks but can't remember what show I saw it on.

I can't imagine desecrating chocolate like that, but whoever was tasting it said it was pretty good... :puke:
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Re: Things that should NEVER be combined
« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2008, 02:07:42 AM »

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Re: Things that should NEVER be combined
« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2008, 07:32:25 AM »
Quote from: Big Don on August 15, 2008, 12:40:55 AM

Looks just delicious doesn't it?

MMMMMMM. Chocolate! YUM! Right?
NO!
That is Chocolate covered (I shit you not) BACON.
Now, I'm a country boy at heart and Bacon has been a big part of breakfast for me all my life, but, this is ****ing wrong.
Yeah, I have a good old fashioned sweet tooth and I LOVE me some chocolate.
But, Jesus! This is like combining Eminem and Johnny Cash.
Wrong! BAD! EVIL!!!
Oh, for you sickos that would actually eat this shit:
http://www.bookofjoe.com/2008/08/chocolate-cov-1.html
Does it come in a can?  :rotf:
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Re: Things that should NEVER be combined
« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2008, 04:33:45 PM »
Quote from: bijou on August 15, 2008, 07:32:25 AM
Does it come in a can?  :rotf:

It will once it oozes through you.
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Re: Things that should NEVER be combined
« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2008, 06:13:25 PM »
If it does, ASDF will want some.
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Re: Things that should NEVER be combined
« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2008, 06:29:25 PM »
 The White House and a Democrat  ?
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Re: Things that should NEVER be combined
« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2008, 06:48:24 PM »
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Re: Things that should NEVER be combined EPISODE TWO: THE PORK TINI
« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2008, 12:29:57 AM »

Pork and Gin.
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Re: Things that should NEVER be combined
« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2008, 12:33:29 AM »
Don't knock bacon vodka until you've tried it.
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Re: Things that should NEVER be combined
« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2008, 12:44:15 AM »
Quote from: Chris on August 16, 2008, 12:33:29 AM
Don't knock bacon vodka until you've tried it.

you're a sick one, aren't ya?
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Re: Things that should NEVER be combined
« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2008, 12:46:50 AM »
Quote from: Big Don on August 16, 2008, 12:44:15 AM
Quote from: Chris on August 16, 2008, 12:33:29 AM
Don't knock bacon vodka until you've tried it.

you're a sick one, aren't ya?

Who doesn't like bacon?
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