This Onion story had me thinking about DU for some reason...classic and I bet we all can think of someone like this that we know.
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/upcoming_date_only_thing_betweenMORGANTON, NC—If not for the faint glimmer of hope offered by a dinner date Thursday, sources confirmed that unemployed 24-year-old Justin Glick would have absolutely nothing to prevent him from sinking fully into the profound abyss of disrepair that is his daily life.
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Justin Glick has made a concerted effort to cut down on his daily peanut-butter-on-a-spoon intake.
With the prospect of human interaction with a member of the opposite sex looming, Glick has for the first time in two years made an attempt to look somewhat presentable. This has forced Glick to attend to his personal hygiene, leave the confines of his apartment during the daytime hours on multiple occasions, shower regularly, and generally disrupt his otherwise smooth free fall into total dereliction.
You gotta read the whole thing. Either a DUer or a huge population of college age young men in this country
Both?
I especially like how he ate his poptarts in a far more 'civilized' manner.
