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Offline BEG

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I'm worried about Schade......
« on: August 14, 2008, 01:18:37 PM »
She was due for her first Roto-Rooter procedure this afternoon.  Everyone please keep her in your thoughts and prayers that everything turns out A-ok.

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Re: I'm worried about Schade......
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2008, 01:23:32 PM »
What is a Roto-Rooter procedure?

....and away goes troubles down the drain....

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Re: I'm worried about Schade......
« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2008, 01:25:58 PM »
Aw thanks... I was going to give you an update and I got sidetracked with work details. I am also a little loopy with a good narcotic mix they gave me.

My bum is A+. I don't have to do this procedure for another 5 years.

What is it with my boobs and bum? Why is it that doctors want to probe or otherwise handle them on regular basis?  :uhsure:
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Re: I'm worried about Schade......
« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2008, 01:26:50 PM »
She was due for her first Roto-Rooter procedure this afternoon.  Everyone please keep her in your thoughts and prayers that everything turns out A-ok.

 :rotf:

No spicy foods for the rest of the day Schade. 
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Re: I'm worried about Schade......
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2008, 01:27:11 PM »
What is a Roto-Rooter procedure?

....and away goes troubles down the drain....

A colonoscopy my dear friend. If you haven't had one.... get one.

/katy couric mode = off  :popcorn:
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Re: I'm worried about Schade......
« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2008, 01:28:01 PM »
She was due for her first Roto-Rooter procedure this afternoon.  Everyone please keep her in your thoughts and prayers that everything turns out A-ok.

 :rotf:

No spicy foods for the rest of the day Schade. 

Oh sure, now you tell me. I just had fire beans for lunch.
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Re: I'm worried about Schade......
« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2008, 01:29:12 PM »
Aw thanks... I was going to give you an update and I got sidetracked with work details. I am also a little loopy with a good narcotic mix they gave me.

My bum is A+. I don't have to do this procedure for another 5 years.

What is it with my boobs and bum? Why is it that doctors want to probe or otherwise handle them on regular basis?  :uhsure:


That's good to hear.  For a couple of years I had to drive my dad to his roto-rooter procedure.  The first year when his doctor came out he said my dad had a "bumper crop" going on.  Eww and LOL
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Re: I'm worried about Schade......
« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2008, 01:32:46 PM »
Oh yeah, nothing better than the crap they have you drink 24 hours prior and then getting placed in a room with a bunch of other people who just had the same procedure and farting for the next hour.  My kind of fun!!

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Re: I'm worried about Schade......
« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2008, 01:38:45 PM »
I had one o' them procedures back around mid-March.  The prep the night before was MUCH worse than the actual procedure, for which I was out like a light.

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Re: I'm worried about Schade......
« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2008, 01:50:59 PM »
Man, I hate it when doctors mess with my butt.   

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Re: I'm worried about Schade......
« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2008, 01:53:24 PM »
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My bum is A+.
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Re: I'm worried about Schade......
« Reply #11 on: August 14, 2008, 02:00:37 PM »
Man, I hate it when doctors mess with my butt.   

No kidding... I was told by the doctor that in rare cases they can perforate your colon, but that they really try to avoid that if at all possible. Ok..... now please sign this waiver.   :hammer:
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Re: I'm worried about Schade......
« Reply #12 on: August 14, 2008, 02:02:46 PM »
Oh yeah, nothing better than the crap they have you drink 24 hours prior and then getting placed in a room with a bunch of other people who just had the same procedure and farting for the next hour.  My kind of fun!!

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I was in a pretty private recovery area. However, they must have pulled the pin earlier, because I didn't have but a squeaker or two.  :rotf:

I can't believe I am talking about this on a message board.  :evillaugh:
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Re: I'm worried about Schade......
« Reply #13 on: August 14, 2008, 02:03:14 PM »
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My bum is A+.
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Re: I'm worried about Schade......
« Reply #14 on: August 14, 2008, 02:04:07 PM »
Aw thanks... I was going to give you an update and I got sidetracked with work details. I am also a little loopy with a good narcotic mix they gave me.

My bum is A+. I don't have to do this procedure for another 5 years.

What is it with my boobs and bum? Why is it that doctors want to probe or otherwise handle them on regular basis?  :uhsure:


That's good to hear.  For a couple of years I had to drive my dad to his roto-rooter procedure.  The first year when his doctor came out he said my dad had a "bumper crop" going on.  Eww and LOL

My late bil while getting one of these done exclaimed 'damn' when it was a little uncomfortable for him to which the doctor replied, "Do you think I like doing this?"..to which he replied, "You are the one who made a living out of it"...ahh my bil :rotf:

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Re: I'm worried about Schade......
« Reply #15 on: August 14, 2008, 02:05:32 PM »
I had one o' them procedures back around mid-March.  The prep the night before was MUCH worse than the actual procedure, for which I was out like a light.

 :-)

I agree, that salty solution made me just about puke.... the volume one has to drink and the rate at which you have to consume it is awful. I got a horrible case of shakes after drinking it down.
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Re: I'm worried about Schade......
« Reply #16 on: August 14, 2008, 02:07:52 PM »
I'm going to an uncharacteristically good guy and just not say anything about any of this.

As far as bums go.... I think I had one of the better looking ones in the place.

I saw the docs draw straws to see who got me.  :uhsure: Just kidding!  :lmao:
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Re: I'm worried about Schade......
« Reply #17 on: August 14, 2008, 02:11:04 PM »
Aw thanks... I was going to give you an update and I got sidetracked with work details. I am also a little loopy with a good narcotic mix they gave me.

My bum is A+. I don't have to do this procedure for another 5 years.

What is it with my boobs and bum? Why is it that doctors want to probe or otherwise handle them on regular basis?  :uhsure:


That's good to hear.  For a couple of years I had to drive my dad to his roto-rooter procedure.  The first year when his doctor came out he said my dad had a "bumper crop" going on.  Eww and LOL

My late bil while getting one of these done exclaimed 'damn' when it was a little uncomfortable for him to which the doctor replied, "Do you think I like doing this?"..to which he replied, "You are the one who made a living out of it"...ahh my bil :rotf:

Yes, I think they do enjoy what they do. I think they asked me a dozen times if it was running "clear" before they started. Of course, it is, I know how to follow directions. Then I overheard someone who was sent away because they weren't prepped properly..... they probably came in with a poopoo filled shooter. Blech.  :rotf:
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Re: I'm worried about Schade......
« Reply #18 on: August 14, 2008, 02:11:33 PM »
Aw thanks... I was going to give you an update and I got sidetracked with work details. I am also a little loopy with a good narcotic mix they gave me.

My bum is A+. I don't have to do this procedure for another 5 years.

What is it with my boobs and bum? Why is it that doctors want to probe or otherwise handle them on regular basis?  :uhsure:


That's good to hear.  For a couple of years I had to drive my dad to his roto-rooter procedure.  The first year when his doctor came out he said my dad had a "bumper crop" going on.  Eww and LOL

My late bil while getting one of these done exclaimed 'damn' when it was a little uncomfortable for him to which the doctor replied, "Do you think I like doing this?"..to which he replied, "You are the one who made a living out of it"...ahh my bil :rotf:


LOL!   :rotf:
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Re: I'm worried about Schade......
« Reply #19 on: August 14, 2008, 03:27:58 PM »
Aw thanks... I was going to give you an update and I got sidetracked with work details. I am also a little loopy with a good narcotic mix they gave me.

My bum is A+. I don't have to do this procedure for another 5 years.

What is it with my boobs and bum? Why is it that doctors want to probe or otherwise handle them on regular basis?  :uhsure:


That's good to hear.  For a couple of years I had to drive my dad to his roto-rooter procedure.  The first year when his doctor came out he said my dad had a "bumper crop" going on.  Eww and LOL

My late bil while getting one of these done exclaimed 'damn' when it was a little uncomfortable for him to which the doctor replied, "Do you think I like doing this?"..to which he replied, "You are the one who made a living out of it"...ahh my bil :rotf:

Yes, I think they do enjoy what they do. I think they asked me a dozen times if it was running "clear" before they started. Of course, it is, I know how to follow directions. Then I overheard someone who was sent away because they weren't prepped properly..... they probably came in with a poopoo filled shooter. Blech.  :rotf:
Ok...I'm off to throw up now.... :puke:....Glad you're ok though! :-)
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Re: I'm worried about Schade......
« Reply #20 on: August 14, 2008, 03:30:50 PM »
What is a Roto-Rooter procedure?

....and away goes troubles down the drain....

A colonoscopy my dear friend.

Oh Poor Schade!  That's like neurosurgery to her!   :bawl:

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Re: I'm worried about Schade......
« Reply #21 on: August 14, 2008, 03:33:50 PM »
What is a Roto-Rooter procedure?

....and away goes troubles down the drain....

A colonoscopy my dear friend.

Oh Poor Schade!  That's like neurosurgery to her!   :bawl:

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Re: I'm worried about Schade......
« Reply #22 on: August 14, 2008, 03:38:41 PM »
Yes, I think they do enjoy what they do. I think they asked me a dozen times if it was running "clear" before they started. Of course, it is, I know how to follow directions. Then I overheard someone who was sent away because they weren't prepped properly..... they probably came in with a poopoo filled shooter. Blech.  :rotf:
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Re: I'm worried about Schade......
« Reply #23 on: August 14, 2008, 03:41:09 PM »
Yes, I think they do enjoy what they do. I think they asked me a dozen times if it was running "clear" before they started. Of course, it is, I know how to follow directions. Then I overheard someone who was sent away because they weren't prepped properly..... they probably came in with a poopoo filled shooter. Blech.  :rotf:
No shit?

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Re: I'm worried about Schade......
« Reply #24 on: August 14, 2008, 03:48:20 PM »
Aw thanks... I was going to give you an update and I got sidetracked with work details. I am also a little loopy with a good narcotic mix they gave me.

My bum is A+. I don't have to do this procedure for another 5 years.

What is it with my boobs and bum? Why is it that doctors want to probe or otherwise handle them on regular basis?  :uhsure:
because if something is gonna go to hell in a handbasket in a hurry, those are the two areas...
or it could be because people in the medical profession are secretly sadistic at heart and we enjoy the embarrassment and extreme discomfort of others...theoretically speaking of course  :innocent: