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Offline Mary Ann

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Mineral Man has some advice for the POTUS
« on: June 16, 2017, 01:00:12 PM »
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Dear President Trump: Resign Today!

That would be the biggest Friday news dump yet in a time when Friday news dumps have been pretty spectacular. Here's why you should do this, and do it today:

1. You know you want to, am I right?
2. Think of the stress all that witch hunting is going to cause you.
3. The entire nation will break out in applause for you when you do this.
4. Your poll approval ratings will skyrocket right out of sight.
5. Putin is getting weary of you at this point. And you know what Putin does with people who weary him.
6. Ben Carson's Black Jesus is watching you. Do the right thing.
7. You'll be able to spend more "quality time" with your family.
8. No more need to wake up early to tweet.
9. It's Golf season, for pity's sake. Schedule daily tee times now.
10. You know you want to, am I right?

Just do it, Mr. President. You'll feel so much better after you do. Better than an orgasm, I'm betting!

With your best interests always my highest priority, I am,

Sincerely,

MineralMan - The Minnesota Moses
Judging by the way he signed this, he is working hard for that DOTY. So, I figured I'd do him a favor and bring this over.

MM, you're welcome.
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Re: Mineral Man has some advice for the POTUS
« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2017, 01:05:06 PM »
 :yawn:  :yawn:  :yawn:  :yawn:  :yawn:

 :whatever:  :whatever:  :whatever:  :whatever:  :whatever:  :whatever:

Trying to resurrect the worn out Trump-will-resign narrative? How many times has Lucy yanked that football?
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Re: Mineral Man has some advice for the POTUS
« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2017, 01:35:52 PM »
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Better than an orgasm, I'm betting!

Trump has Melania, rockhead has a knot hole in a pine tree.
 
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Re: Mineral Man has some advice for the POTUS
« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2017, 01:44:26 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on June 16, 2017, 01:35:52 PM
Trump has Melania, rockhead has a knot hole in a pine tree.

I think all he has is a sticky calloused fist. EEEWWWWW. :lol:

It is sad all he has to do is sit in front of a computer and write stupid shit. :rotf: :rotf:
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Re: Mineral Man has some advice for the POTUS
« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2017, 03:07:55 PM »
Advice from a Trump-Hating Dem:

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUktuuWltHc[/youtube]
« Last Edit: June 16, 2017, 04:39:46 PM by SVPete »
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Re: Mineral Man has some advice for the POTUS
« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2017, 04:31:11 PM »
rockhead's goal in life is to be the smartest dude in a room full of idiots.
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Re: Mineral Man has some advice for the POTUS
« Reply #6 on: June 16, 2017, 04:40:56 PM »
Quote from: fatboy on June 16, 2017, 04:31:11 PM
rockhead's goal in life is to be the smartest dude in a room full of idiots.

Well, he's certainly in the right room, but I'm sure the moles out-intellect MM.
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Re: Mineral Man has some advice for the POTUS
« Reply #7 on: June 16, 2017, 06:50:31 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on June 16, 2017, 01:35:52 PM
Trump has Melania, rockhead has a knot hole in a pine tree.

And then the tree grew the knot hole over and sealed it up.  Explains why he is so damned upset lately.  :lmao:
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Re: Mineral Man has some advice for the POTUS
« Reply #8 on: June 16, 2017, 08:17:06 PM »
Quote from: Old n Grumpy on June 16, 2017, 01:44:26 PM
I think all he has is a sticky calloused fist. EEEWWWWW. :lol:

It is sad all he has to do is sit in front of a computer and write stupid shit. :rotf: :rotf:

When they let him use the computer at the mental institution.
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Re: Mineral Man has some advice for the POTUS
« Reply #9 on: June 17, 2017, 01:10:40 PM »
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Sincerely,

MineralMan - The Minnesota Moses


You're welcome for the handle, you old fool.  The old adage that there is no fool like an old fool fits you so well.  Like Moses, you're destined to die in an ideological wilderness, never to see your promised land of  all those wascally weepublicans crushed, and Trump being frogmarched to the Hague.  Because it isn't going to happen.  But you can hope, right?   :popcorn:
 
Also, I'm hoping that this is the fulfillment of the prophecy when his name was coined back in 2014:

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With apologies to Exodus 32:


1 When the primitives saw that Minnesota Moses was so long in coming down from his soap box, they gathered around Skins and said "Entertain us with a website!  As for this fellow Minnesota Moses who spouts out hot air, we don't know what is going on with him."

2 Skins answered them, "Take out the gold nose rings and jewelry that your civil union partners are wearing, and pawn them for me."  3So all of the primitves took off their jewelry, hocked it, and donated the money to Skins. 4 He took what they donated to him and made it into a website in the shape of an island, fashioning it for fools.  Then they said, "This is our god, fellow primitives, who will bring us out of reality." 

5 When Skins saw this, he put a donation tab on the island and announced, "Tomorrow will be a Valentine's Heart campaign for my vacation."  6 So the next day the primitives rose really late in the day and sacrificed hippie lettuce in burnt offerings and presented their aborted babies in fellowship offerings.  Afterwards, they sat down to get blazed again, and indulge in "revelry".

7 Then, out of nowhere, Nadin (who used to be the primitives' Moses) said to Minnesota Moses, "While you were out pitching your tent one day closer to the mausoleum, the primitives, whom you had nearly bored to death with your ridiculous soap-box preaching, have turned away from what I, Nadin, had commanded them and continue to inhabit the island that is for fools."  They have donated money to it, and have said, "This is our god, fellow primitives, who has brought us out of reality." 

But Minnesota Moses sought the favor of the Nadin.  "Nads," he said, "Why should you live in exile from the primitives, whom you brought through earthquakes with great powdered milk and your shiny bald head?"

https://conservativecave.com/home/index.php?topic=99294.25

Does this mean the return of nads is imminent?
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Re: Mineral Man has some advice for the POTUS
« Reply #10 on: June 17, 2017, 03:37:50 PM »
" It's Golf season, for pity's sake. Schedule daily tee times now. "
Yet I'm sure he had no problem with Obama's incessant golfing. Hell, in Spring of 2011, he considered playing a few rounds of golf to be a higher/ more immediate priority than giving the order to take out Osama bin Laden.
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Re: Mineral Man has some advice for the POTUS
« Reply #11 on: June 17, 2017, 03:42:21 PM »
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MineralMan - The Minnesota Moses

What a shlemiel! What a shlamazel!
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Re: Mineral Man has some advice for the POTUS
« Reply #12 on: June 17, 2017, 07:41:43 PM »
Quote from: SVPete on June 17, 2017, 03:42:21 PM
What a shlemiel! What a shlamazel!

What a Hossenfeffer Corporated!
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