DUmb, DUmb, DUmb, DUmb!
DUmb, DUmb, DUmb, DUmb, DUMB!!
Evidently DSB is to DUmb, DUmb, DUmb, DUmb to know that "if" is the biggest word in the English language. Not that what he imagines would actually happen if his IF-Wish were fulfilled (the Comey-Godmother just crashed and burned, and threatens to take a few Prog icons down).