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« on: June 09, 2017, 06:09:39 PM »
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Sat May 27, 2017, 08:24 PM
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A ? about Hallah cooking


A new neighbor wearing a hagrib is unloading a moving truck. I can see 2 small kids helping w/ the unloading. Normally I take a casserole over the next day or so but I have cooked bacon & pork using my pans, stove and oven. Will this be considered unclean? I can make a tofu stir fry or a chicken rice casserole. Knowledge here would help me. Thx

You'd better make sure you're not near your friends of the pedo prophet, Islaaaaaaaaam if you mispronounce it "hallah".  You'll liable to get a blown up.  In the name of peace, of course.

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Sat May 27, 2017, 08:44 PM
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1. I don't have an answer for you but do applaud your kindness

That is a thoughtful & respectable thing to consider before cooking the meal.

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Sat May 27, 2017, 08:46 PM
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2. Do you mean halal?

"Hallah" is an alternative spelling for a Jewish bread. I couldn't find "hagrib", so I am guessing you meant "hijab"? Therefore, I am guessing this about a Muslim family. I don't know what the rules are, but in Kosher law, if you make something for someone, they are supposed to accept it and eat it with joy, as it is a gift. I haven't any idea how that applies in the Muslim world, but I wouldn't be surprised if there is a similar "law".

Have you posted this question in theMuslim group? There are only two Muslims I am aware of at DU, but I do know they check that group. They may see it there (or post in the lounge, and widen the net).

Sorry, I couldn't help.

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Sat May 27, 2017, 08:50 PM
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4. It depends on the individual, but the pans probably aren't an issue

I'm not Muslim, but having spent 28 years in the cab industry makes me qualified to comment about just about anything. 

I'd clean the pans to modern standards, as you normally would. More importantly, if you're going to use meat, make sure it's halal.

All in all, might be safer to stick to a sweet dessert dish if you have any doubts, or fresh fruit. Rule of thumb: If it's vegan, it's probably halal. But dairy is fine if it's real dairy (no rennet or animal-based gelatin).


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Sat May 27, 2017, 09:00 PM
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5. What a sweet gesture!

You should look up ideas for Ramadan iftar meals. You probably can't go wrong with halal beef meatballs. If you're in an area that sells halal meats, it should be easy to find. And make as you normally would. They would probably LOVE that, and they will love not only the kindness of the neighbours in a tense political time, but that you actually made an effort to make them something halal.

I love things like this. Well done!

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Sat May 27, 2017, 09:08 PM
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7. I serve Muslims and there are 2 opinions

Most say as long as the pans that were used for the pork were washed with soap well they have no problem with it. A few said they still wouldn't want it if the pans had cooked pork. The stove and oven part didn't matter to any of them & they say it doesn't matter about the stove and oven.

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Sat May 27, 2017, 09:23 PM
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10. Can you play it safe and bring something store bought or make brownies?

It is the thought that counts.

Yup.  Wouldn't want to get blown up. 

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Sun May 28, 2017, 08:39 PM
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11. I have cut up watermelon, grilled chicken thighs and corn on the cob.

Since sunset is soon I'll be going over in a bit. Moving is hard and with kids....oy!

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« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2017, 06:12:05 PM »
Just let your dog lick it clean. It will be ok. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2017, 06:19:34 PM »
I wasn't sure what a hagrib was so I googled it. Here is what I got:


Instead of making a casserole, I would be calling an exterminator!  :o :o :o

Here is another gem:
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I'm not Muslim, but having spent 28 years in the cab industry makes me qualified to comment about just about anything.

This thread just keeps on giving.  It looks like they had a double helping of stupid with their cereal today. :-) :-)
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« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2017, 06:21:14 PM »
Quote from: Old n Grumpy on June 09, 2017, 06:19:34 PM
I wasn't sure what a hagrib was so I googled it. Here is what I got:


Instead of making a casserole, I would be calling an exterminator!  :o :o :o

Omaha Steve needs a haircut in that photo.
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« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2017, 06:34:35 PM »
muslim neighbors. Best way to introduce yourself is to show your hate for Israel by putting a star of David in your front yard, and placing uncooked bacon on their doorknobs at midnight. muslims find this hilarious. 

also put a gun free zone decal in your window to show you are no threat to them.

whenever you see them wave and say, "aloha snackbar!" this means, welcome neighbor.
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« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2017, 06:34:57 PM »
Hallah food yields:
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« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2017, 08:01:59 PM »
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I'm not Muslim, but having spent 28 years in the cab industry makes me qualified to comment about just about anything.

I'm not mooslim either, but I did delivery the mail to a Holiday Inn Express today...
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« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2017, 08:50:15 PM »
I believe cooking whatever you make using bacon grease is the base of all hogla eating.
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« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2017, 11:48:06 PM »
Since when are primitives worried about food laws laid down by imaginary sky daddies?
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« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2017, 06:52:12 AM »
Quote from: Delmar on June 09, 2017, 11:48:06 PM
Since when are primitives worried about food laws laid down by imaginary sky daddies?

When "Fundamentalist" Christians aren't involved.
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« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2017, 09:15:58 AM »
Oh, FFS, just take them a nice bottle of wine and a gift basket from Pigory Farms.
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« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2017, 09:55:39 AM »
Or what about a nice bouquet of flowers to welcome them to the neighborhood?

Why is everything so complicated for these DUmmies?
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« Reply #12 on: June 10, 2017, 12:55:11 PM »
Quote from: Linda on June 10, 2017, 09:55:39 AM
Or what about a nice bouquet of flowers to welcome them to the neighborhood?

Why is everything so complicated for these DUmmies?

Very simple, Linda--no matter what they do, or what good comes of it, it is always about them.. And they, themselves, are complicated inDUHviduals.
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« Reply #14 on: June 12, 2017, 07:47:22 AM »
Quote from: Linda on June 10, 2017, 09:55:39 AM
Or what about a nice bouquet of flowers to welcome them to the neighborhood?

Why is everything so complicated for these DUmmies?
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« Reply #15 on: June 12, 2017, 07:52:07 AM »
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Quote from: Delmar on June 10, 2017, 01:48:06 AM
Since when are primitives worried about food laws laid down by imaginary sky daddies?

Quote from: SVPete on June 10, 2017, 06:52:12 AM
When "Fundamentalist" Christians aren't involved.

Another good reason why the worry about THIS sky daddy?
The Fundy Christians aren't as likely the ROP to slit your throat with a scimitar or get all 'splodey with ya if they don't like your menu choices.
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« Reply #16 on: June 12, 2017, 08:12:33 AM »
Quote from: VelvetElvis on June 12, 2017, 07:52:07 AM
Another good reason why the worry about THIS sky daddy?
The Fundy Christians aren't as likely the ROP to slit your throat with a scimitar or get all 'splodey with ya if they don't like your menu choices.

Libs & Progs reflexively refuse to believe that the jihadi terrorist do what they do because they are trying to obey the Qur'an. You or I could quote the entire 9th Surah to demonstrate we aren't quoting out of context, and Libs & Progs would still believe we were quoting the Qur'an dishonestly, because Libs & Progs know they do that when they quote the Bible.
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« Reply #17 on: June 12, 2017, 08:20:37 AM »
Quote from: SVPete on June 12, 2017, 08:12:33 AM
Libs & Progs reflexively refuse to believe that the jihadi terrorist do what they do because they are trying to obey the Qur'an. You or I could quote the entire 9th Surah to demonstrate we aren't quoting out of context, and Libs & Progs would still believe we were quoting the Qur'an dishonestly, because Libs & Progs know they do that when they quote the Bible.
Yup.
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« Reply #18 on: June 12, 2017, 08:44:23 AM »
I feel so embarrassed for the poor Sikh family that just moved next door to this DUmmie.
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« Reply #19 on: June 12, 2017, 10:36:37 AM »
Nothing says welcome to the neighborhood more than a half a hog on the grill and couple cases of beer.   :fuelfire:
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« Reply #20 on: June 12, 2017, 11:11:18 AM »
Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on June 12, 2017, 08:44:23 AM
I feel so embarrassed for the poor Sikh family that just moved next door to this DUmmie.

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« Reply #21 on: June 12, 2017, 03:00:16 PM »
Just off the top of my head...

THIS

OR MAYBE THIS

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« Reply #22 on: June 12, 2017, 03:39:18 PM »
 :lmao:  Look at the DUmmie trying to have DUmp cred, using nonsense words like hallah and hagrib.  How stupid do you have to be to not know the proper terms in this day and age? 

A long time ago a muslim guy was an asshole to me.  So I sweetly gave him an Italian dish with pork and wine in it. 
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« Reply #23 on: June 12, 2017, 04:05:04 PM »
Quote from: Karin on June 12, 2017, 03:39:18 PM
:lmao:  Look at the DUmmie trying to have DUmp cred, using nonsense words like hallah and hagrib.  How stupid do you have to be to not know the proper terms in this day and age? 

A long time ago a muslim guy was an asshole to me.  So I sweetly gave him an Italian dish with pork and wine in it.

Did you say, "Well bless your heart!" when you gave it to him?
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« Reply #24 on: June 12, 2017, 04:06:12 PM »
No, but I swore it had no forbidden ingredients.  Taqqiya. 
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