Hey, this could be like that mad-libs (no pun intended) game!
This has ____(noun), Trump is ______(noun)! Stay _____(adjective)!
Don't let them _______(verb) the ______(noun)!
Don't let them _______(verb) you!!!
My version:
This has gas, Trump is woke! Stay framed!
Don't let them toast the legs!
Don't let them light you!!!