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My trump neighbor and lesbians
« on: June 08, 2017, 07:34:20 AM »
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My trump neighbor and lesbians
It is official we have lesbians in the neighborhood. Being under the weather for twenty four hours with strep I find a lot happens. king moron skimming cash off children with cancer, we have new neighbors. So I saw that they were out the new neighbors and I decided to walk over to say hello this morning. To introduce myself and welcome them , there waiting on the movers to show up. Very nice people I found out they are both professors at the local university. They will be renting the home for one year with option to buy if they choose. And they asked if I lived in the home with confederate flag I said no the cape cod next to it. After that was out the way we talked , I found out the one woman Retired army cool a veteran like me. I explained I was former infantry us army, and my boy and his friends offered to help them unpack today I told them I'd help but under weather. But I told them come to dinner tonight I'm doing chicken on the grill. So I walk home and my trump supporting neighbor asks what are they like I said the one neighbor is retired army that's cool. He is very upset that lesbians moving into the neighborhood I said you can come to dinner tonight I invited them you can get to know them.

Good lord, the grammar, capitalization, etc. So hard to read. So you offered them to come to your place for dinner while you're under the weather with strep ?!?! Were the lesbians hot ?

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Re: My trump neighbor and lesbians
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2017, 08:00:06 AM »
Good lord, the grammar, capitalization, etc. So hard to read. So you offered them to come to your place for dinner while you're under the weather with strep ?!?! Were the lesbians hot ?
  Sounds like they were probably too old to be hot.   I'm guessing more like Rachel Maddow at 55 yrs old.

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Re: My trump neighbor and lesbians
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2017, 08:37:21 AM »
Good lord, the grammar, capitalization, etc. So hard to read. So you offered them to come to your place for dinner while you're under the weather with strep ?!?! Were the lesbians hot ?

Hot or not, I didn't understand the DUmmie's story at all.  Were the homosexual women the President Trump supporters?  Why was there a Confederate flag flying?  Is it Lee's birthday again already?  Was the DUmmie running a fever?  Why would two homosexual women want boy strangers pawing through their personal belonging?  How did the DUmmie know the women were homosexuals?  Were they wearing rainbow MAGA caps?

So many questions. 

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Re: My trump neighbor and lesbians
« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2017, 09:37:34 AM »
Low-Post-Count-Noob, random Bogey-Icons, random details, "writing" skills more like a 18-19YO no-college slougher ... I call :bouncy: , and one with approximately zero truth to it.

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Re: My trump neighbor and lesbians
« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2017, 10:18:29 AM »
Low-Post-Count-Noob, random Bogey-Icons, random details, "writing" skills more like a 18-19YO no-college slougher ... I call :bouncy: , and one with approximate truth to it.


Not likely you can determine college or no college by vocabulary alone these days unfortunately.
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Re: My trump neighbor and lesbians
« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2017, 10:56:35 AM »
Well mole, I'm a conservative and a Trump supporter, and I know lots of lesbians...I couldn't care less about their sexual orientation.  All I care about is whether they're good people.



And liberals (99.99999999% of the time) are not.
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Re: My trump neighbor and lesbians
« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2017, 11:02:56 AM »
Well mole, I'm a conservative and a Trump supporter, and I know lots of lesbians...I couldn't care less about their sexual orientation.  All I care about is whether they're good people.



And liberals (99.99999999% of the time) are not.

I, too, am a conservative and a Trump supporter, and not only do I know (and am friendly with) a few lesbians, but one lesbian couple lives directly across the street from me.  They have gone out of their way at times to say 'hi' to me, when I've been the only person in my yard.  I get along with just about everyone I meet.

Too bad that you leftist assholes can't say the same.
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Re: My trump neighbor and lesbians
« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2017, 11:10:38 AM »
Low-Post-Count-Noob, random Bogey-Icons, random details, "writing" skills more like a 18-19YO no-college slougher ... I call :bouncy: , and one with approximately zero truth to it.

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For example just look at Travon Martin who has a degree in Aeronautical Engineering and spoke like he had marbles in his mouth and a third grade vocabulary.   :-)
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Re: My trump neighbor and lesbians
« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2017, 12:20:01 PM »
For example just look at Travon Martin who has a degree in Aeronautical Engineering and spoke like he had marbles in his mouth and a third grade vocabulary.   :-)

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Re: My trump neighbor and lesbians
« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2017, 03:53:21 PM »
I think he wanted to help them unpack so he could check out their strap on collection. :-) :-)
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Re: My trump neighbor and lesbians
« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2017, 06:37:31 PM »
I think he wanted to help them unpack so he could check out their strap on collection. :-) :-)

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Re: My trump neighbor and lesbians
« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2017, 07:49:59 AM »
I think he wanted to help them unpack so he could check out their strap on collection. :-) :-)

See if any of those 'fit' him, eh? :whistling: :bolt: :runaway:
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Re: My trump neighbor and lesbians
« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2017, 08:44:47 AM »
Even ignoring this :bouncy: 's low plausibility, DU-folk should ignore it just for it's blandness. The "trump supporting neighbor" didn't get into LPCN's face, didn't scream, didn't turn 15 shades of purple, and didn't scream lesbian-hating epithets loud enough to be heard 2 blocks away. The "trump supporting neighbor" "is very upset that lesbians moving into the neighborhood"? Buh-LA-AND!
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Re: My trump neighbor and lesbians
« Reply #13 on: June 09, 2017, 04:59:58 PM »
Good Lord, what atrocious writing. 

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20. I must be the only one to find this op a bit curious.

"It's official, there are lesbians in the neighborhood"

This just hits me as wrong on any number of levels.
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22. Sarcasm over are society


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He self deleted his post. 
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Re: My trump neighbor and lesbians
« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2017, 06:37:32 PM »
I, too, am a conservative and a Trump supporter, and not only do I know (and am friendly with) a few lesbians, but one lesbian couple lives directly across the street from me.  They have gone out of their way at times to say 'hi' to me, when I've been the only person in my yard.  I get along with just about everyone I meet.


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Until last weekend I thought this never happened to guys like me.  The girl across the way from me had her gf and some wine coolers and...

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Re: My trump neighbor and lesbians
« Reply #15 on: June 09, 2017, 06:55:22 PM »
"Dear Penthouse

Until last weekend I thought this never happened to guys like me.  The girl across the way from me had her gf and some wine coolers and...

"

They're definitely not hot lesbians.  Not gross, obese ones, either.  Solid 7s to 8s.  I'm just not interested in them.  Besides, my wife takes good care of me . . . :whistling:
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Re: My trump neighbor and lesbians
« Reply #16 on: June 09, 2017, 07:51:33 PM »
"Dear Penthouse

Until last weekend I thought this never happened to guys like me.  The girl across the way from me had her gf and some wine coolers and...

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Re: My trump neighbor and lesbians
« Reply #17 on: June 09, 2017, 08:15:27 PM »
They're definitely not hot lesbians.  Not gross, obese ones, either.  Solid 7s to 8s.  I'm just not interested in them.  Besides, my wife takes good care of me . . . :whistling:

7+ wine cooler = hot enough
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Re: My trump neighbor and lesbians
« Reply #18 on: June 09, 2017, 10:05:49 PM »
7+ wine cooler = hot enough

I've been clean and sober for over 7 1/2 years . . . :whistling:
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
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Re: My trump neighbor and lesbians
« Reply #19 on: June 10, 2017, 11:51:47 AM »
I've been clean and sober for over 7 1/2 years . . . :whistling:

There is no hope then.

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