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Offline Ralph Wiggum

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DUmmy notices a phenomenon (bouncy)
« on: May 14, 2017, 06:15:16 PM »
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I have noticed an interesting phenomenon in my little town in rural southeastern virginia. This week this is the third business I go into that is playing the golf channel. The mechanic, the local dq and the local breakfast joint. All of them used to play Fox News 24/7 .
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Re: DUmmy notices a phenomenon (bouncy)
« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2017, 06:25:52 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on May 14, 2017, 06:15:16 PM
www.democraticunderground.com/10029063528
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I dunno.

Maybe there's something big in the golf world going on this week, and thus the heightened interest?

Like that tournament down in Augusta, Georgia, that the women's libbers hate so much?
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Re: DUmmy notices a phenomenon (bouncy)
« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2017, 06:43:02 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on May 14, 2017, 06:25:52 PM
I dunno.

Maybe there's something big in the golf world going on this week, and thus the heightened interest?

Like that tournament down in Augusta, Georgia, that the women's libbers hate so much?

Not the Masters, but the Players Championship.  No big stars were in contention, much to the Golf Channel & NBC's disappointment.
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Re: DUmmy notices a phenomenon (bouncy)
« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2017, 06:54:44 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on May 14, 2017, 06:43:02 PM
Not the Masters, but the Players Championship.  No big stars were in contention, much to the Golf Channel & NBC's disappointment.

You sensed that too. 

But yeah, outdoor-locations, no politics whatsoever, minimal advertising...
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Re: DUmmy notices a phenomenon (bouncy)
« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2017, 07:41:33 PM »
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from Fox News to the Golf Channel

I have noticed an interesting phenomenon in my little town in rural southeastern virginia. This week this is the third business I go into that is playing the golf channel. The mechanic, the local dq and the local breakfast joint. All of them used to play Fox News 24/7 .

Lots of people play golf dummie. From the doctor to the mechanic.  The golf channel is on in many places. 

Me?  I think it is the dumbest game ever invented... you hit a ball with a crooked stick and then walk after it. Then when you find it... you hit it again. I agree with George Carlin on golf.  Dumb game.

To each his own though. I guess you could pretty much say that about any sport.

I digress so back to the topic at hand dummie. So you are saying that because the Golf Channel is on now instead of Fox News that Fox News is going down? Or is it President Trump? Or are you lying through your monitor?

My bet would be on the latter.
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Re: DUmmy notices a phenomenon (bouncy)
« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2017, 08:08:18 PM »
Must be trying to increase throughput at the tables.  I'd rather watch paint dry than watch the Golf Channel (Or a golf telecast generally), while I might linger to see what a teaser was about on Fox News.
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Re: DUmmy notices a phenomenon (bouncy)
« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2017, 10:16:45 PM »
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Puh-leeeeze, i(D)iots.  Besides......

Fox's ratings are tanking.  Want to know why?
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Re: DUmmy notices a phenomenon (bouncy)
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2017, 02:28:39 AM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on May 14, 2017, 07:41:33 PM
Me?  I think it is the dumbest game ever invented... you hit a ball with a crooked stick and then walk after it. Then when you find it... you hit it again. I agree with George Carlin on golf.  Dumb game.
Take a sphere 1.25" in diameter.  Place it atop another sphere approximately 25,000 miles in diameter.  Then, take a stick approximately 3.5' long and attempt to hit the smaller sphere from a standing position, knocking that smaller sphere as far as possible.

I have to admit, though, that golf on TV makes for a wonderful way to ensure a good, restful nap on the sofa on Sunday afternoons: "[*whispered*] Jones approaches the ball in the thirteenth fairway, and he has 283 yards to make the pin...."

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Re: DUmmy notices a phenomenon (bouncy)
« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2017, 06:07:40 AM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on May 14, 2017, 06:15:16 PM
www.democraticunderground.com/10029063528
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Ah, another voter regret thread.
Man, according to DUmpasses, I'm really REALLY regretting voting for Trump at this point
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Re: DUmmy notices a phenomenon (bouncy)
« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2017, 10:31:53 AM »
So they changed the channel, now you will have to find something new to piss and moan about. :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:
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Re: DUmmy notices a phenomenon (bouncy)
« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2017, 11:02:00 AM »
Has Doug Bulna been seen lurking around that town?
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Re: DUmmy notices a phenomenon (bouncy)
« Reply #11 on: May 15, 2017, 11:09:40 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on May 14, 2017, 08:08:18 PM
Must be trying to increase throughput at the tables.  I'd rather watch paint dry than watch the Golf Channel (Or a golf telecast generally), while I might linger to see what a teaser was about on Fox News.

Is that code for "what leggy babe" is on Fox News at the time? :-)
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Re: DUmmy notices a phenomenon (bouncy)
« Reply #12 on: May 15, 2017, 11:19:44 AM »
Quote from: SVPete on May 15, 2017, 11:02:00 AM
Has Doug Bulna been seen lurking around that town?

I think he's working undercover at Fox to Skinnerize the leadership. Stranger things have happened, though probably not.
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Re: DUmmy notices a phenomenon (bouncy)
« Reply #13 on: May 15, 2017, 12:28:33 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on May 14, 2017, 07:41:33 PM
Lots of people play golf dummie. From the doctor to the mechanic.  The golf channel is on in many places. 

Me?  I think it is the dumbest game ever invented... you hit a ball with a crooked stick and then walk after it. Then when you find it... you hit it again. I agree with George Carlin on golf.  Dumb game.

To each his own though. I guess you could pretty much say that about any sport.

I digress so back to the topic at hand dummie. So you are saying that because the Golf Channel is on now instead of Fox News that Fox News is going down? Or is it President Trump? Or are you lying through your monitor?

My bet would be on the latter.

Golf is awesome.  You get to drive a rented vehicle while drinking. What could be better than  that?
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Re: DUmmy notices a phenomenon (bouncy)
« Reply #14 on: May 15, 2017, 05:27:42 PM »
Quote from: DUmpDiver on May 15, 2017, 12:28:33 PM
Golf is awesome.  You get to drive a rented vehicle while drinking. What could be better than  that?

Boobiez?   :whistling:

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Re: DUmmy notices a phenomenon (bouncy)
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