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My sad story: I went into a T-shirt shop to have an IMPEACH shirt made
to wear while I'm running errands or at the casino or such, and the guy behind the counter asked what color, size, and so on....

And then a wave of rationality overcame me... I told him "Never mind. Sorry to have bothered you" and left.

And thus is my sad perception of this Southern place. I truly was afraid of getting attacked or even shot.

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They don`t even try anymore.  :banghead:

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You will be allowed to wear whatever T-shirt you wish in the penal labor camp, comrade Goodheart.  No-one will be able to read it under your tattered parka anyway.
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Cool story, Bro! Thing is, if you trust your neighbors and coworkers that little, the idea wearing such a T-shirt "while I'm running errands or at the casino or such" would not have occurred to you.

Just like the idea of having a Presidential candidate's sticker on my car bumper hasn't occurred to me in decades. Because I live in the SF Bay Area.
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My sad story: I went into a T-shirt shop to have an IMPEACH shirt made
to wear while I'm running errands or at the casino or such, and the guy behind the counter asked what color, size, and so on....

And then a wave of rationality overcame me... I told him "Never mind. Sorry to have bothered you" and left.

And thus is my sad perception of this Southern place. I truly was afraid of getting attacked or even shot.
You realized they do not have one in muumuu size and left.
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That story was sad, but not in the way the OP meant it to be.

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I went into a T shirt shop and bought a Hitlery for Prison  shirt. they gave me 25% off.
I wore it when I went out shopping and got a bunch of high 5's and a free lunch. the only problem was when I walked by a liberal and his head exploded leaving a mess on the sidewalk
Ain't America great!! :-) :-) :-)
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I went into a T shirt shop and bought a Hitlery for Prison  shirt. they gave me 25% off.
I wore it when I went out shopping and got a bunch of high 5's and a free lunch. the only problem was when I walked by a liberal and his head exploded leaving a mess on the sidewalk
Ain't America great!! :-) :-) :-)

As long as the Lib didn't ruin your T-shirt ........
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Casino? That is a luxury and will not be tolerated!

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What happened in reality.

DUchebag went to T-Shirt store and said "I want an Impeach T-Shirt."

Store clerk said "Get the **** out of here you ****ing DUchebag!"

DUchebag went running and sharting for the front door as the clerk started to come out from behind the counter.
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What happened in reality.

DUchebag went to T-Shirt store and said "I want an Impeach T-Shirt."

Store clerk said "Get the **** out of here you ****ing DUchebag!"

DUchebag went running and sharting for the front door as the clerk started to come out from behind the counter.
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We may have found footage of the event:



That had to hurt.
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4. these days, we HAVE to be aware of the possiblity--hell, CERTAINTY-- of violence from

the insane, orange kool-ade drinking trumpians.

We didn't punch first but we'll sure as hell punch last.

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9. I'm afraid of wearing it, not buying it. :)

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8. I'd like one that says "Arrest Convict Imprison"

Screw impeachment. This is far more serious than removing the head of the snake. We need to clean the lair.

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13. True

Don the Con belongs in JAIL!

LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP!
 
and ...

THROW AWAY THE DAMN KEY!!!!

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10. Deplorables are.....

DEPLORABLE! They wouldn't think twice about harming you verbally or physically. You're smart to use your head. On a side note, I'm headed to a trade show next week for our family business that will be chock full of deplorables. I wear my protest t-shirts all the time here at home and as much as I'd like to wear them at this show, I'm not going to pack them. It is sad that we have to think like this.
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And yet not one single case of a Trumpian attacking anybody....well the fake ones but nothing for real. Whereas there are hundreds of videoed incidents of leftists attacking decent and civilized people.

Whatever the left accuses us of doing, they are already doing.
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There goes one of the using that projection again. I swear, they love it almost as much as the race card.

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You will be allowed to wear whatever T-shirt you wish in the penal labor camp, comrade Goodheart.  No-one will be able to read it under your tattered parka anyway.
 :tongue:

In mine, I allow that but they have to let us edit it with Magic Markers.  So an "Impeach" T-shirt becomes "Impeach obozo 2008."  Then everyone just thinks you are wearing old clothes.
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Let me make sure I understand this :bouncy: :

1. DU Noob had a "brilliant" idea for a Hate-Trump messaged T-shirt;

2. DU Noob starts to order the T-shirt, and when the T-shirt shop dude starts asking for arcane information like color and size, DU noob says never mind and walks out;

3. DU Noob says he feared being hassled or attacked if he wore it;

4. DU Noob  doesn't get a shirt.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but:

* Nobody attacked DU Noob;

* The T-shirt store clerk didn't hassle DU Noob.

IOW, the whole point is what DU Noob believes about his friends, neighbor, coworkers, and fellow town/city residents. Not anything that has actually happened.

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10. Deplorables are.....

DEPLORABLE! They wouldn't think twice about harming you verbally or physically. You're smart to use your head. On a side note, I'm headed to a trade show next week for our family business that will be chock full of deplorables. I wear my protest t-shirts all the time here at home and as much as I'd like to wear them at this show, I'm not going to pack them. It is sad that we have to think like this.

You are correct, dummie. I would not think twice about kicking your ass if you ever came up to me and got in my face in a threatening manner. And your ass would be kicked into the middle of next week and when next week rolled around I would kick it back. 

Leave me alone and I don't give a good damn what you wear... as long as it covers up your ugly face. I suggest a burka. Might I suggest Tents-R-Us?
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If "MontanaMama" came near me wearing one of her Tees, I might commit Head Shake Rape ... you know, where I see the shirt, shake my head sadly, and walk in another direction.
If, as anti-Covid-vaxxers claim, https://www.poynter.org/fact-checking/2021/robert-f-kennedy-jr-said-the-covid-19-vaccine-is-the-deadliest-vaccine-ever-made-thats-not-true/ , https://gospelnewsnetwork.org/2021/11/23/covid-shots-are-the-deadliest-vaccines-in-medical-history/ , The Vaccine is deadly, where in the US have Pfizer and Moderna hidden the millions of bodies of those who died of "vaccine injury"? Is reality a Big Pharma Shill?

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The real tragedy in this imagined story is the assumption of gender. I had to find a safe space to weep like a child. Or DUmmie.

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The real tragedy in this imagined story is the assumption of gender. I had to find a safe space to weep like a child. Or DUmmie.

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Yeah.  It wasn't true to begin with.  Low post-count, then mentions 'the casino' like huge gulfs of people already know his routine. 

And a normal traitor is too lazy-assed to go brick and mortar when there's dozens of shirt-sites online, pushing actual attention-grabbing fare.

Generic IMPEACH... ?  Nuh-uh...  It might be misconstrued as a 2009-to-2016 relic very easily.  A milquetoast wouldn't want that to happen.   

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Yeah.  It wasn't true to begin with.  Low post-count, ...

Generic IMPEACH... ?  Nuh-uh...

Libs & Progs HATE Trump WA-A-A-A-A-AAAAAAAAYYYYYYY too much not to include Trump's name, plus or minus an expletive or two (F-bombs seem quite popular these days among DU-folk).


(Fixed a typo)
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If, as anti-Covid-vaxxers claim, https://www.poynter.org/fact-checking/2021/robert-f-kennedy-jr-said-the-covid-19-vaccine-is-the-deadliest-vaccine-ever-made-thats-not-true/ , https://gospelnewsnetwork.org/2021/11/23/covid-shots-are-the-deadliest-vaccines-in-medical-history/ , The Vaccine is deadly, where in the US have Pfizer and Moderna hidden the millions of bodies of those who died of "vaccine injury"? Is reality a Big Pharma Shill?

Millions now living should have died. Anti-Covid-Vaxxer ghouls hardest hit.

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In mine, I allow that but they have to let us edit it with Magic Markers.  So an "Impeach" T-shirt becomes "Impeach obozo 2008."  Then everyone just thinks you are wearing old clothes.

I see something more like the Kolyma gulags for mine.  Mining gold from mud somewhere near the Arctic Circle, with 'Extra duty' fatigue details cutting wood to keep the prison barracks survivable in their off-shift.  The country-club camps would be more like logging or mining in the lower 48, places like the UP of Michigan, the AZ copper country, and the Dakota hill country.  There would be bonuses for high production, valuable stuff like some J for their suppertime PB sammich. 
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10. Deplorables are.....

DEPLORABLE! They wouldn't think twice about harming you verbally or physically.
PFFAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!

DUmmie wears "IMPEACH" T-shirt.  Someone else (say, for example, me) asks DUmmie upon what grounds should there be impeachment.  DUmmie is "verbally harmed" and bursts into a paroxysm of tears and therefore has to run off to the nearest safe space equipped with strategic crayons and pla-doh.


I have taken great pleasure yesterday in poking the moonbats on twitter and facebook who are all chanting "Impeach now!!"  I just ask them "impeach for what?" and they are generally dumbstruck.  Some of them keep trying to name grounds for impeachment, such as "Trump is violating the Emoluments Clause because he has a lease on a building in DC for a hotel." They are devastated to learn that this is not an emolument.  Many have tried to claim that Trump violated the First Amendment with EOs blocking immigration from terrorist-supporting countries.  They get really pissed when they are informed that this not only is not a violation of the First Amendment, but that even if it was, it still would not be an impeachable offense, because the only actual legal remedy there is that the Supreme Court tells Trump that he can't do that, that this isn't an actual high crime or misdemeanor.  Then some of them tried to claim that firing Comey is impeachable because "he can't do that," and after it's explained to them that the President may fire anyone he chooses who serves at his pleasure at any time for any reason or none whatsoever, they invariably claim that "he's obstructing justice!!!11elebenteen1!!1!"  Then I point them to today's testimony by the acting head of the FBI who specifically said that there has been ZERO interference with the "investigation," and they sputter and shout "Trumpmonkey!!1!" or some such nonsense.

One of them was persistent enough to claim that Trump has committed treason, shaking the treason definition in the Constitution at me.  I asked repeatedly just exactly what "treason" has been committed, and he finally hooted that "with all of the evidence" of Trump colluding with Russia, that was clearly treason.  I pointed out to him that even Mad Maxine has been forced to admit that there is ZERO evidence of Trump colluding with Russia, much less any actual evidence that any such Russian "interference" actually affected the outcome of the election, plus he has nothing like the required witnesses proscribed in the Constitution as necessary for a treason conviction.  He then spewed something along the lines of "**** you and your messiah!" and stormed off in another paroxysm of tears.


Almost every single one of them ultimately admitted that they wanted to impeach Trump because they really don't like him, and besides, Clinton got impeached, so it's only fair.   :rotf:


It's been gleefully amusing.

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Cool story, Bro! Thing is, if you trust your neighbors and coworkers that little, the idea wearing such a T-shirt "while I'm running errands or at the casino or such" would not have occurred to you.

Just like the idea of having a Presidential candidate's sticker on my car bumper hasn't occurred to me in decades. Because I live in the SF Bay Area.
IN the 2004 election season, I had a Bush/ Cheney sticker on my car, but per my dad's suggestion, I removed it on Election Day. This was because at the time I was a college student living on campus, and he and I both figured that if I kept it up after Election Day, some drunk Kerry supporter might see it and slash my tires or something.